RD2L | EST-TUE | Season 32 | Power Rankings

Rank	Name		Team	Badge	Mid	Safe	Off	Pos 4	Pos 5	Roaming	Jungle	Toxicity	Awards (Show All)	Respect Bans	Profiles
1		CAVEMAN	LIMITLESS	Immortal #448	7	7	4	1	1	1	1	62	Wholesome Player #5 Fight Participation Avg #1 Kunkka #1 Lion #1 Shadow Shaman #1 Venomancer
2		Polo5885	Infinity	Immortal #1009	1	4	6	4	5	2	2	4	#4 Highest Avg KDA #5 Highest win rate #5 Smoke Kill avg #5 Best Laner | Overall #2 Best Laner | Off #1 Puck
3		Mipz Captain	Mipz	Immortal #1380	2	8	1	7	11	5	5	66	Wholesome Player #1 Axe #1 Bane #1 Earthshaker #1 Pudge #1 Sand King
4		bzengjkt43 PVE PLAYER Captain	bzengjkt43 PVE PLAYER	Immortal #372	3	2	8	6	3	3	3	13	#1 AntiMage #1 Bloodseeker #1 Drow Ranger #1 Juggernaut #1 Shadow Fiend #1 Razor
5		ryrk	GTSmiley	Immortal #1721	14	10	2	2	2	4	4	1	#1 Mirana #1 Vengeful Spirit #1 Riki #1 Batrider #1 Rubick #1 Monkey King
6		FatSloth	7EMPEST	Immortal #1558	15	3	10	14	16	6	6	16	#4 Best Laner | Overall #4 Best Laner | Safe #3 Best Laner | Off #1 Best Laner | Mid #1 Crystal Maiden #1 Morphling
7		Dezerted	ZombiesExpert	Immortal #1418	4	5	17	15	17	7	7	10	#4 Gank Kill avg #5 Invis Kill avg #1 Best Laner | Overall #3 Best Laner | Safe #2 Best Laner | Mid #1 Witch Doctor
8		Droads18	JBay7	Immortal #2475	12	1	20	17	13	8	8	5	#5 Best Laner | Safe #1 Gyrocopter #2 Viper #2 Clinkz #2 Alchemist #2 Io
9		PiNGdingDONG	The Clamburglar	Divine 4 #3960	10	23	19	3	9	11	11	2	#1 Clinkz #1 Chen #1 Invoker #2 Tinker #2 Undying #2 Timbersaw
10		Zettai Ryoiki Captain	Zettai Ryoiki	Immortal #2077	17	12	12	10	19	10	10	20	#1 Ogre Magi #1 Underlord #1 Dark Willow #2 Phantom Lancer #2 Sand King #2 Witch Doctor
11		Topy	Zamolχes	Immortal #1836	16	22	11	16	8	9	9	61	Wholesome Player #1 Enigma #1 Warlock #1 Jakiro #1 Treant Protector #1 Undying
12		Nico	JBay7	Immortal #4896	6	35	25	11	12	12	12	38	#4 Smoke Kill avg #2 Best Laner | Safe #1 Tinker #1 Arc Warden #2 Broodmother #2 Ursa
13		kc	Farmacist	Immortal #3436	18	21	18	21	22	20	20	3	#1 Ancient Apparition #1 Shadow Demon #1 Earth Spirit #2 Tidehunter #2 Warlock #2 Enchantress
14		vvodle	LIMITLESS	Divine 4	31	14	27	12	4	14	14	55	Wholesome Player
15		chiefdoggy	Sampson	Immortal #4519	35	40	15	9	14	17	17	85	Wholesome Player #3 Ancient Apparition #3 Silencer #1 EU West Match %
16		The Clamburglar Captain	The Clamburglar	Immortal #2585	45	13	3	49	49	22	22	42	#5 Deny Count Avg #2 Best Laner | Overall #1 Best Laner | Safe #4 Best Laner | Off #1 Enchantress #1 Pangolier
17		Dopamine	LIMITLESS	Immortal #3724	13	24	26	8	33	13	13	19	#2 APM #3 Earth Spirit #3 Avg StunDuration #2 Peru Match %
18		darth pikachu	♥ catgirl connoisseur	Immortal #3115	33	39	37	5	6	15	15	60	Wholesome Player #1 Avg Sentries Placed #2 Crystal Maiden #3 Jakiro #3 Undying #3 Dark Willow
19		Zamolχes Captain	Zamolχes	Immortal	9	11	24	45	44	21	21	23	#2 Slardar #3 Huskar #3 Troll Warlord
20		TommyRugs	♥ catgirl connoisseur	Immortal #4426	20	9	14	33	25	16	16	49	Wholesome Player #2 Ogre Magi #3 Visage
21		Snow	FJFJFJJ	Immortal #4796	37	27	7	26	27	24	24	29	#2 Troll Warlord #2 Winter Wyvern #2 Hero Versatility #3 Sand King #3 Enigma #3 DarkSeer
22		ZombiesExpert Captain	ZombiesExpert	Immortal #4638	42	30	5	42	29	18	18	8	#1 Best Laner | Off #3 Lycan
23		Farmacist Captain	Farmacist	Immortal #3905	8	20	23	44	41	19	19	90	Wholesome Player #3 Best Laner | Mid #3 Bloodseeker
24		Clare â¤ Teresa Captain	Clare â¤ Teresa	Divine 1	25	43	16	19	28	25	25	27	#4 Fight Participation Avg #4 Avg StunDuration #2 Wraith King #2 Silencer #2 Brewmaster #3 Tiny
25		Fallen	ZombiesExpert	Divine 2	43	6	33	43	30	29	29	26	#2 Terrorblade #3 Naga Siren #3 Courier Kill avg #3 Objective Gamer
26		Celtic Captain	Celtic	Immortal #4887	5	33	44	48	47	31	31	72	Wholesome Player #3 Best Laner | Overall #1 Gank Kill avg #1 Clutch TP Kill avg #2 Elder Titan #3 Puck
27		ForTheSwarm	Clare â¤ Teresa	Divine 4	38	16	9	37	37	26	26	47	Wholesome Player #5 Highest Avg KDA #4 Highest win rate #1 Tidehunter #5 Worst Hero Versatility
28		Ghostpepp3r	JBay7	Divine 4	30	36	13	23	32	23	23	77	Wholesome Player #5 APM #2 Visage #2 Highest Avg KDA #3 Highest win rate #4 Worst Hero Versatility
29		Yumi	Clare â¤ Teresa	Divine 1	26	17	29	38	38	27	27	12	#3 Morphling #3 Phantom Lancer #3 Arc Warden
30		InDemoN	Zamolχes	Immortal	54	46	34	27	18	30	30	25	#2 Highest 1st Blood avg #3 Shadow Demon
31		TC #Oldman	The Clamburglar	Immortal	58	61	46	22	10	32	32	41	#2 Skywrath Mage
32		Burrahobbit Captain	Burrahobbit	Immortal	41	28	32	41	39	28	28	33	#2 Beastmaster #3 Chen
33		7EMPEST Captain	7EMPEST	Divine 3	40	18	31	57	61	45	45	9	#2 Underlord
34		SubZe12o_√e12s_LC_X	Burrahobbit	Divine 3	67	73	59	20	7	46	46	43	Wholesome Player #3 Worst Hero Versatility #1 Lowest win rate
35		xddd	Farmacist	Immortal	28	31	41	58	42	47	47	56	Wholesome Player #5 Hero Versatility #3 Underlord
36		Clockken	Zettai Ryoiki	Immortal #3832	56	32	35	46	45	49	49	45	Wholesome Player
37		Tyr	Sampson	Immortal	50	25	22	53	57	37	37	32	#2 Deny Count Avg #3 Broodmother
38		Pony	Sampson	Legend 5	64	70	56	13	21	39	39	59	Wholesome Player #3 Value Pos 4
39		Delukasor	FJFJFJJ	Ancient 2	23	15	57	54	58	41	41	11	#4 Invis Kill avg #5 Objective Gamer #5 Avg Sentries Placed #1 Smoke Kill avg #3 Sven
40		Imphatic	Zettai Ryoiki	Ancient 5	57	60	61	28	23	50	50	28
41		Hulk	Celtic	Immortal #4708	70	47	45	29	31	51	51	48	Wholesome Player #5 Courier Kill avg
42		WolfyDelta	Mipz	Ancient 5	11	64	65	62	69	54	54	14	#1 Value Mid #2 Highest win rate #2 Worst Hero Versatility
43		Bob Ross	Sampson	Ancient 2	63	41	55	18	35	38	38	15	#4 Courier Kill avg #1 Highest 1st Blood avg #2 Value Pos 4
44		FJFJFJJ Captain	FJFJFJJ	Divine 4	51	56	38	25	36	40	40	30	#4 Avg Sentries Placed #2 US West Match %
45		GSKW	Clare â¤ Teresa	Legend 3	39	44	30	56	60	44	44	24	#2 Lone Druid
46		Lapsed Pacifist	Celtic	Ancient 1	71	78	62	30	20	52	52	78	Wholesome Player #1 Avg StunDuration #2 Value Pos 5
47		MidOrChen	Infinity	Immortal	60	51	28	24	54	33	33	21	#1 Fight Participation Avg #3 Winter Wyvern #3 APM
48		Spooky Bush	GTSmiley	Immortal	61	54	21	36	56	36	36	70	Wholesome Player
49		Reedy	FJFJFJJ	Ancient 4	24	42	58	55	59	42	42	17	#2 Avg Sentries Placed
50		GAFF	GTSmiley	Divine 3	49	69	52	35	26	35	35	50	Wholesome Player #4 Best Laner | Mid
51		lagger93	Clare â¤ Teresa	Ancient 4	65	71	72	39	15	43	43	37	#4 Highest 1st Blood avg #1 Value Pos 5 #3 Fight Participation Avg
52		Toasty	Burrahobbit	Immortal	53	29	39	70	64	67	67	69	Wholesome Player
53		ThePassiveFarmer	bzengjkt43 PVE PLAYER	Divine 5	19	50	64	77	81	53	53	54	Wholesome Player #4 Clutch TP Kill avg #3 Death Prophet #3 Dragon Knight #3 Ogre Magi
54		♥ catgirl connoisseur Captain	♥ catgirl connoisseur	Divine 1	48	67	50	32	34	59	59	46	Wholesome Player #2 Centaur Warrunner #1 Peru Match % #2 EU West Match %
55		GodLike.Mat	Zamolχes	Divine 1	55	59	42	59	66	48	48	58	Wholesome Player
56		Pisces	Zettai Ryoiki	Divine 2	29	85	79	47	46	71	71	83	Wholesome Player #5 Gank Kill avg #4 APM #3 Highest Avg KDA
57		JBay7 Captain	JBay7	Legend 5	47	65	36	51	52	55	55	53	Wholesome Player 1st to Sign-up
58		Target	♥ catgirl connoisseur	Ancient 4	21	68	51	64	55	34	34	35	#1 Deny Count Avg #2 Chen #3 Value Mid
59		tru	FJFJFJJ	Immortal	36	26	71	67	76	63	63	7	#5 Best Laner | Mid #2 Objective Gamer #3 Invis Kill avg
60		Wuba	7EMPEST	Divine 1	27	57	74	69	62	65	65	31	#1 Invis Kill avg #1 Solo Kill avg #2 Gank Kill avg #5 Lowest win rate
61		Giggles{hacksON}	The Clamburglar	Ancient 2	46	62	63	76	67	75	75	71	Wholesome Player
62		Infinity Captain	Infinity	Ancient 3	32	38	67	63	71	57	57	51	Wholesome Player #2 Value Mid
63		Kizu	GTSmiley	Archon 2	34	52	53	65	73	60	60	65	Wholesome Player #1 APM #3 Pangolier
64		GTSmiley Captain	GTSmiley	Divine 3	22	53	70	66	74	61	61	73	Wholesome Player #5 Clutch TP Kill avg #4 Solo Kill avg #3 Gank Kill avg
65		RonnieTheHBK	Farmacist	Ancient 4	69	45	60	73	65	70	70	82	Wholesome Player #3 Value Safe
66		Wizard	bzengjkt43 PVE PLAYER	Legend 4	73	63	83	60	50	76	76	75	Wholesome Player
67		Dog Water	Mipz	Divine 5	75	34	66	79	82	79	79	67	Wholesome Player #4 Hero Versatility #5 Best Laner | Off #3 US East Match %
68		CooKiE	LIMITLESS	Divine 1	59	66	49	52	53	56	56	22	#3 Tinker
69		Sylvithuns Song	Burrahobbit	Ancient 5	79	74	40	71	40	68	68	52	Wholesome Player #1 US East Match %
70		♀Gh☼st♀	Burrahobbit	Ancient 4	68	19	75	84	78	69	69	18	#4 Objective Gamer #1 Value Safe #3 Intentional Feeder
71		UsernameAlreadyRegistered	Celtic	Legend 4	83	48	81	75	48	73	73	87	Wholesome Player
72		GetMerked	Mipz	Ancient 3	74	79	84	61	51	77	77	6	#2 Avg StunDuration
73		Penwynn	Infinity	Legend 2	77	81	87	31	24	58	58	76	Wholesome Player #3 Value Pos 5
74		kingfisher	Celtic	Ancient 3	44	77	80	74	80	72	72	34
75		Sampson Captain	Sampson	Divine 3	62	55	54	83	75	62	62	63	Wholesome Player #1 Hero Versatility #3 Lowest win rate
76		USDanny	7EMPEST	Archon 3	52	72	73	68	77	64	64	36	#5 Solo Kill avg #2 Treant Protector #3 Phoenix #3 Russia Match %
77		Ru Elamo	7EMPEST	Ancient 1	66	83	88	40	63	66	66	39
78		Turbo Time	Mipz	Divine 3	86	86	85	50	70	78	78	89	Wholesome Player
79		LIMITLESS Captain	LIMITLESS	Ancient 4	76	37	48	81	84	81	81	40	Best Armlet Toggler #3 Elder Titan #4 Lowest win rate
80		MontrealOsaka	ZombiesExpert	Legend 4	80	58	76	72	79	84	84	68	Wholesome Player
81		Arctes Lord of Cinder	The Clamburglar	Legend 4	72	49	82	88	86	74	74	57	Wholesome Player
82		Space Cowboy	♥ catgirl connoisseur	Legend 2	78	82	69	34	85	83	83	44	Wholesome Player #3 Avg Sentries Placed #1 Value Pos 4 #2 Courier Kill avg #3 US West Match %
83		Eclipsing Binary	Farmacist	Archon 4	81	75	89	86	43	85	85	79	Wholesome Player #1 Highest Avg KDA #2 Value Safe #2 US East Match %
84		GATA	Zettai Ryoiki	Legend 5	82	76	43	87	89	86	86	88	Wholesome Player #1 Value Off #2 Fight Participation Avg
85		Clarkles	bzengjkt43 PVE PLAYER	Divine 1	84	89	47	89	87	87	87	74	Wholesome Player #5 Highest 1st Blood avg
86		Loach (CDN)	bzengjkt43 PVE PLAYER	Archon 4	85	90	90	78	68	88	88	64	Wholesome Player #1 US West Match %
87		T2	Infinity	Ancient 2	88	87	68	82	72	82	82	81	Wholesome Player #5 Avg StunDuration
88		WackoSwami	JBay7	Legend 1	87	80	86	80	83	80	80	86	Wholesome Player
89		Raminolo	ZombiesExpert	Archon 1	89	84	77	85	88	89	89	80	Wholesome Player #3 Value Off #2 Russia Match % #3 EU East Match %
90		Ez.Sky	Zamolχes	Ancient 3	90	88	78	90	90	90	90	84	Wholesome Player #4 Deny Count Avg #2 Value Off

Name		Description	Profiles
	CAVEMAN	In the vast realm of Dota 2, where titans clash within the enchanted skies and earthly soils tremble beneath their heavy boots, there exists few beings of such prowess that they're whispered about in hushed tones by those who dare to challenge them. One of these exceptional entities goes by the moniker of CAVE-MAN-a pseudonym that belies the true might that lies behind it. From the depths of his ensconched origin, Cave-Man emerges, like some prehistoric force, to lay waste to all in his path; he is particularly devastating when locked into his P04 selection or even something resembling flexibility - heaven forbid! As we pore over those statistics, as avid consumers of battle data that we are, we cannot help but marvel the sheer proficiency that emanates from this being of nature's own design. It isn't just the grandiose numbers involved here, although certainly nothing to sneeze at-as both professional critics-and-adoring fans alike might agree upon further inspection. No, young prodigy, it appears you've managed to strike up a rapport with winning itself; such a bond only forged through countless hours of tireless effort and a good three-score decades worth of lifeblood poured onto these very battlefields. Now, besides being the master tactician of position four, Cave-Man is also recognized for being an unusually wholesome player-an attribute seldom found adorning the ruthless landscape of competitive gaming. The grace and professionalism exhibited by our intrepid adventurer truly sets him apart; a pearl amid a sea of foul play and unsportsmanlike conduct. So take heed, ye unrepentant sinners-plying your trade outside the confines of good manners may prove profitable, true. But taint not thy character beyond redemption, for what goes around comes around. But let us return to our primary focus-the brawny hulk himself, a borderline pro player whose latent
	Polo5885	Yo, what up, motherfuckers? It's your boy T-Jay here with another banging power ranking review for y'all. Today, we're talkin' about one of Dota 2's hottest properties, Polo588 This cat has been making waves lately and he's got quite the repertoire of skills and tactics under his belt. So sit back, relax, and get ready to dive into the mind of a master of the Dota universe. First and foremost, let's talk about Polo's game style. He's known to dominate as a support - a position that many find challenging or even undesirable. But this slippery son of a bitch has found a way to excel in that role, using his impressive control over Ember Spirit to wreak havoc on his enemies. And when he steps into the offlane? Watch out, motherfucker. Because that's where Polo really shines - dominating opponents with his tactical genius while maintaining his smooth demeanor, no matter the situation. Don't let his success fool you though; Polo certainly knows how to cross lines when it comes to playing nice with others. According to him, he is "very toxic." Now, whether you agree with that judgement or not, there's no denying that his passionate fire burns bright and keeps opposing teams on their toes. His middle-ground strategy means that his team can play aggressively without constantly giving away positions - something that tends to give opponents fits. And let's not forget one of Polo's greatest strengths: being an exemplary carry player. As someone who barely plays Dota these days (if you believe the rumors), it only speaks volumes that this cat still manages to come out swinging with high-roller buys during critical moments, decimating entire teams in the process. But perhaps what sets Polo apart the most from other players is the unapologetic swagger he brings to the game - a confidence that might infuriate some, but ultimately garners respect.
	Mipz Captain	Based on Mipz's impressive power ranking attributes, it seems like he has all the skills needed to be an absolute monster in Dota As an empathetic ally, he undoubtedly knows how to work with his teammates, and demolishing towers is always a huge plus - no pun intended. His great map awareness makes him one of those players that can make or break a game depending on their positioning. He dominates as a support which shows that not only does he know how to get kills himself but also helps out his allies massively. An amazing position 3 player? Check! That's where heroes like Enigma or Sand King really shine, and with Mipz around, there's no doubt they'd do some serious damage. Furthermore, he’s an outstanding mid-player giving him versatility in team compositions that most players lack. However, what sets Mipz apart from others isn't just his individual skill-set but his proficiency in handling Lone Druid- a hero with high skill-cap requiring deep understanding about the character and match-up. Sadly though, for someone who seemingly excels in teamwork and gameplay, Mipz isn't so keen on practicing with his peers; according to him, he would rather miss out on games than spend time scrimmaging. His messages about drafting show he’s more interested in dictating the composition of the team rather than working together. Although he mentions going missing for weeks due to vacations, it doesn't exactly instill confidence when he states he might not play up to his mmr during that time. Still, many would argue the power ranking is based on merit alone - right? However, considering Mipz's previous team (who apparently disbanded after one leader claimed 'I don’t play as well as other at my mmr'), it does make you wonder whether that statement was directed towards himself? To conclude, if rankings were purely decided by attribute-based skills listed
	bzengjkt43 PVE PLAYER Captain	Dearest esteemed reader, I beseech thee to peruse my humble review of the illustrious Dota 2 player by the enigmatic moniker 'bzengjkt43', a veritable juggernaut in the realm of Player Versus Environment (PVE) playstyles. As a connoisseur of high artistry and intellectual depth, your discerning palate shall be thoroughly satiated, akin to Socrates sipping from the celestial river Lethe, as I elucidate upon this prodigious talent. Firstly, it is with great decorum that I must posit the unparalleled finesse displayed by our subject when helming the spectral assassin, Muroceth - or more colloquially referred to as "Muerta". Indeed, the way in which bzengjkt43 choreographs her ethereal movements around the treacherous perimeter of the Safelane strategic formation is nothing short of poetry; akin to the graceful pirouettes of the Bolshoi Ballet's prima ballerina upon the finest stage of the Hermitage Theater. It is through these precise footwork and acute understanding of her role within the ensemble that she truly distinguishes herself amongst her peers. Aesthetic prowess aside, one cannot overlook the tactical acumen exhibited by this digital gladiator. The intricacies of the Safelane have long been a bastion for only the most formidable tacticians, yet it is apparent that within the heart of this cyber-Caldera resides not only a master strategist but an artist in their own right. Their keen eye for detail and knack for reading the battleground has led them to become an expert navigator of the Safelane minefield, akin to Odysseus skillfully guiding his men through the perils of Scylla and Charybdis's wrath.
	ryrk	**RYRK'S LETHAL LEGENDARY LIST** In the vast world of Dota, one player stands out for their hellish abilities and unmatched toxicity - RYRK. This maestro's mastery lies in their ability to manipulate spells, navigate positioning, and disrupt their opposition with a dash of midlane magic. Let us delve into RYRK's infernal attributes that make him an unforgettable force. Starting strong in the **Offlane**, RYRK commands control over enemy heroes' lanes, turning their favorite positions into a burning battlefield. With skillful prowess, our hero takes down towers and barracks faster than you can say "Oh shit!" *hell* As a **Key Spell Stealer**, RYRK possesses the uncanny knack of snatching crucial abilities from foes. Whether it's a blink dagger or an aether lens, this demigod always finds a way to unleash stolen power against unsuspecting enemies. It adds a whole new level of excitement on the battlefield! *hell* However, as we all know, with great power comes incredible **Toxicity**. RYRK is infamous among players for relentlessly blasting opponents with a venomous tongue. Those who dare engage this titan often face an emotional onslaught that matches - if not outshines - any ganks they attempt. But hey, no pain, no gain, right? *hell* Now let us turn our attention to RYRK's hellish aptitude as a **Position 5 Assassin**. This gifted gamer shreds enemies with ease and finesse, never failing to execute devastating attacks when least expected. It's almost like watching Akasha herself come to life perched atop RYRK's fingertips! RYRK demonstrates top-tier dexterity in the Art of War when utilizing their favorite and deadliest summon - the **Rubick**. This war-mage's control over time and space is a sight to behold
	FatSloth	Ah sure as heck, we got ourselves a real gunslinger here folks! This week's spotlight is none other than that Dota2 maestro, FatSloth. Now, let me tell ya - he's got both fire and brimstone blazing under his hide, for he boasts a profile that strikes fear in enemy players' hearts like a stampede of wild mustangs. Firstly, let's address that sizzling hot toxic attitude that FatSloth wears like a well-worn Stetson. It's a proven fact that cowboys have always had a fondness for a bit of rough tongue-work, and this maverick isn't shy in wielding it himself. But don't take it the wrong way, honey - it's just his way of asserting dominance over opposition like a seasoned ranch hand taming a stubborn stallion. And who can blame him? When immortality rank awaits just around the corner! Now, put on your best drawl because things are about to get downright Southern-fried good ol' boy charming: FatSloth lays claim to the position of 1 prodigy, a title bestowed only upon true rulers of the digital frontier. Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a dose of truth serum - it ain't easy being at the top of the game, and that too when playing one of the hardest heroes, such as Naga Siren or Leshrac, but our fella FatSloth makes it seem so damn effortless! He's more like those gifted guitarists at Nashville's Grand Ole Opry than an ordinary pew-pew jockey.
	Dezerted	Greetings, dear listeners of this magical land! As the impartial and wise voice of the heavens above, it is I, the illustrious Narrator, to regale you with the tales of an extraordinary Dota 2 player, Dezerted. This young hero hails from the realm of skilled carry players, those adept at wielding powerful weaponry for maximum devastation upon their foes. Indeed, Dezerted's prowess with deadly weapons such as Axe, Enigma, and Earthshaker showcases his innate ability to harness dark energies and unleash them upon unsuspecting opponents. However, one must not look past the shadowy side of this tactician, as whispers abound regarding his somewhat toxic demeanor. There are tales that circulate through the darkest corners of the Dota 2 world where Dezerted would employ underhanded tactics to ensure victory for his team - these acts often leave a bitter taste in the mouths of defeated adversaries. But fret thee not, dear audience, for within every brooding and complex character lies a brilliant mind, and thus we find ourselves facing the tactical mastermind of our saga, Dezerted. This ruler of the midlane has crafted an iron-like grip over the heart of the game, dominating matches through strategic decision-making and the swift execution of plans molded from the very essence of cunning and guile. And so, what could be said of a man who treads a fine line between heaven and hell while maintaining dominance in the affairs of his teammates? It is with bated breath that we await each successive battle where our narrator reveals the depths of Dezerted's darker aspects, perhaps catching glimpses of his soul’s eternal struggle: the constant fight against the ever-looming specter of darkness threatening to consume all that he holds dear. In conclusion, let it be known that the power ranking of Dee Zarr Zed Eee, also known as Dezerted, stands at a formidable position in the Dota 2 ranks.
	Droads18	Oh, sure, let's talk about Droads18 – that carry machine with eyes on the back of his head! Ranking-wise, he sits comfortably towards the top of the leaderboard, but not without a bit of baggage. Much like someone who insists they're the life of the party, but secretly can’t stand any of your other friends, there’s an unmistakable air of toxicity swirling around everything this DotA 2 player does. And yet, when it comes down to it, it’s hard to deny his exemplary skills as a carry player. Just like that one pal from college who always seemed to have five bucks to spare before any major incident occurred, Droads18 is undoubtedly skilled, if occasionally insufferable. Now, we can’t forget map awareness. No, really, we surely can’t because Lord knows, he reminds everyone within earshot of just how crystal clear his vision of what’s happening across every inch of Aghanim’s tomb must be. As much as he might annoy us with his less-than-charming personality traits, we can't help appreciating and recognizing that sheer level of mastery in gameplay. Is this player going to hell? Well... maybe not so directly after all, given his stunning capabilities in the game! I mean, if we look at these attributes of 'erock', 'hungryphenix', 'fortheboys' and 'princess,' we find they range from curious inquiries toward Droads to bizarre statements reflecting their own positions in another game altogether. It's almost as though their comments are irrelevant, or directed elsewhere entirely! But let’s take a moment here courtesy of Clare's confession – someone else seemingly crushed for trying to rig things in an undeniably underhanded manner over several years. If true, isn't it just as likely that winning against any worthy opponent would feel like a miracle, no matter which strategies were employed
	PiNGdingDONG	In Dota's world of warriors divine, Where strategy and skill intertwine, PiNGdingDONG with bold arrogance swag, Ranks atop in toxicity's cage. This master mid player's dextrous hand, Moves through enchanted Force of Nature, Position four prowess does define, Leaves enemies fearing their impending doom. However, like a rusty lock it seems, His character's veiled by hate-filled streams. The toxic fumes he spews far and wide, Make allies cringe, friends wish to.hide. "Damn!" we say, to self-proclaimed king, Whose words belittle every little thing. "Washed p4 tinker spammer trash," A label he bestows on others in disdain. "Oh, ifykyk," he crows with glee, Indulging in taunts he can't defee. To sum it up, the man is not short Of skills - but alas! that doesn't abhor the rot. For in his pride and audacity grand, It's lost upon the land how poorly he stands.
	Zettai Ryoiki Captain	Zettai Ryoiki - The Clutch Hero with an Immortal Ranking 🌟⭐⭐⭐⭐ It seems that Zettai Ryoiki was once hardstuck at 5k MMR before hitting the coveted Immortal rank - "Woops!" indeed. This skilled Dota 2 player is aiming for captain status this season if possible, proving how much they've grown and evolved in their gameplay. What truly sets Zettai Ryoiki apart from the rest of the players is their knack for picking unconventional yet effective heroes, especially in the mid lane role. Whether it's a janky mid laner or a hero you wouldn't typically expect, Ryoiki knows just how to make them work wonders on the battlefield. When it comes to the support role, Ryoiki excels at playing Position 4 while also comfortably handling every other position. This versatility undoubtedly contributes to their team's overall success. It seems that their love for experimenting with various hero lineups extends beyond just rubick, showcasing their deep knowledge of the game. As mentioned by themselves, getting some actual practice once a week would greatly contribute to better performance and growth as a player. However, it seems that Zettai Ryoiki is always up for some friendly competition and fun games, despite already displaying immense skill levels in Immortal ranking. In conclusion, Zettai Ryoiki is an extremely talented and adaptable Dota 2 power rank who brings a unique sense of creativity and excitement to their playstyle. With constant determination and willingness to have good time (and pick janky heroes), this player certainly earns clutch telekinetic usage accolades - rising to the top in the world of competitive gaming 🤯🌟⭐⭐⭐⭐.
	Topy	Dearest esteemed readers, Permit me to regale you with an account of the remarkable spectacle that is none other than the prodigious Dota 2 player known as Topy. An effervescent virtuoso whose prowess in the realm of supportive roles is matched only by his boundless audacity and unyielding adherence to his self-proclaimed "Support Main" identity. It is worth noting, dear connoisseurs of competitive gaming, that Topy’s declaration, “I am support main I will not captain", exhibits a degree of defiance and indomitable spirit which has earned him the enviable moniker of "champion." In a world where the concept of identity is often mutable and elusive, Topy's unwavering commitment to his chosen path stands as a testament to the notion of resolute conviction. But what of this so-called "IO," you may ask? It is precisely within Topy's fervent preference for the enigmatic and nuanced gameplay offered by Io, that we find the key to unlocking his tactical genius. For it is in the interplay between Io's ethereal nature and Topy's empathetic ally that we bear witness to a masterful ballet of strategy and execution that leaves both adversaries and spectators alike utterly captivated. As a harbinger of change in the hitherto insular domain of competitive online gaming, Topy has undoubtedly paved the way for other daredevils to challenge conventional wisdom and blaze new trails across Dota 2's infinitely diverse landscape. In conclusion, dear patrons of intellectual discourse, it is with immense gratification that we proclaim Topy to be an unassailable champion in every sense of the word. An exemplar of what it means to be a stalwart advocate for the empowerment and liberation of all those who choose to walk the path less trodden, he remains an enduring beacon of inspiration for us all. Yours with utmost
	Nico	I can't believe it, but we've just witnessed one of the most phenomenal Dota 2 players to ever grace our screens - ™¡NicoYazawaOnlyMyWaifu™¡. This unstoppable force of nature possesses an astonishing combination of skills that make them hands-down the ultimate fuckboi powerhouse. Starting off, his unmatched map awareness is quite simply put, legendary. Not only does he seem to seamlessly anticipate everything going on around him, but he's also able to quickly adapt to changing circumstances on the fly. It appears as though there's no surprise or strategy he can't handle with ease and finesse. But wait, there's more! I'm here to tell you that this prodigy isn't satisfied with merely having one weapon in his arsenal. Oh, no - he goes above and beyond by also being extremely irritating to those opposing teams. A true chameleon, NicoYazawa swings effortlessly between dishing out awe-inspiring damage and carefully picking off vulnerable targets like a moody, tantrum-prone god. But here's where things truly escalate, friends: his skills with Techies are beyond words. In the hands of someone as gifted as NicoYazawa, these misunderstood creeps become a terrifying juggernaut capable of laying waste to even the bravest of foes. When they say they prefer role 2/4, we can all rest easy knowing that they have truly mastered not just one, but ALL aspects of Dota gameplay. That said, it's always a little concerning when a player claims "dunno what to add actually lol," as it may suggest an inability to recognize their own unmatched prowess (such arrogance!). However, let's take this opportunity to pay homage to this humble hero who's managed to turn their effortless blend of chaos, cunning, and charisma into pure fucking domination on the Dota stage.
	kc	Damn, KC is one hell of a Dota 2 player when it comes to exceptional mechanical skills. However, his toxic attitude can leave a lot to be desired, causing tension within teams and potentially losing games due to untimely outbursts. In his personal statement, KC refers to himself as a 'washed-up player' which may lead some to believe he's had better days, yet in spite of that self-deprecation, he remains a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield. The only problem is KC demands to be given various hero options. While this demonstrates his flexibility and ability to adapt to different situations, it could also destabilize a team if they're not ready or able to handle such changes mid-game. Overall, I'd rank KC rather high in terms of skill, but there are concerns regarding his attitude which should definitely be taken into account when forming a team with him. Damn right he will try to take you by surprise if given the opportunity – so make sure you watch out for this powerhouse!
	vvodle	#PowerRankingsReview 👀👇 When it comes to Dota 2 players, not many can claim savior status quite like Vvodle (💙). This outstanding AD player 🌟 is known for those incredible position 5 performances that make even the most challenging heroes seem almost effortless. As a Divine Tier specialist and friend to all, he's undoubtedly one powerhouse you don't want to mess with 💪. His dedication and commitment to the game are second to none, continually raising the bar with his impressive skill set! Not only does Vvodle bring his A-game when it comes to playing those difficult carries, but he also excels in providing support for his teammates ⭐⭐. That's right - he isn't solely focused on AD games (well, hopefully); instead, he uses his vast knowledge and strategies to ensure victory for his team. And let's be honest - having someone like him on your side practically guarantees success! Whether you're a seasoned esports enthusiast or just diving into the world of competitive gaming, there's no denying the impact Vvodle has made on both the professional Dota 2 scene and our hearts! As fans, we can't help but stand behind this extraordinary player and cheer him on as he leads his team to triumph after triumph 💖😍 #Savior #Dota2PowerRankings
	chiefdoggy	Ace number one on this list is ChiefDoggy, the Dota 2 player that everyone's talking about these days. He's an absolute beast when it comes to destroying Safelane players. It's like they don't even stand a chance against him. Not only does he have a set of skills honed by years of experience in the game but he also brings an empathetic touch to his allies - always looking out for them and making sure they're good to go. ChiefDoggy doesn't just stop there, folks. The guy is also an extraordinary support player. His instinctive understanding of the game and ability to map everything out with pinpoint precision makes him unique amongst his peers. And let's not forget his prowess when it comes to taking down enemy cores all by himself. With his solo killings core game, he can very well be the difference between winning and losing. But wait, it gets better! This powerhouse of a player is exceptional at using the Witch Doctor, you know, the thing that people thought only OG could do? Well, ChiefDoggy proved them wrong in a big way, turning heads wherever he goes. Plus, talking about position four? Forget about it! This boy has got game-changing abilities in his back pocket; he knows precisely when to unleash his full potential for maximum destruction. In summary, this list would be incomplete without crowning ChiefDoggy as number one. With his outstanding skill-set and unwavering dedication, there's no doubt in my mind or anyone else's who has witnessed his power in action. In fact, I'll go one step further and say he's clearly the ace of aces in the world of Dota 2 right now.
	The Clamburglar Captain	The Clamburglar is a Dota 2 player known for their exceptional skills, particularly in the role of an offlaner. They possess strength in hiding within trees, which gives them somewhat of an unconventional strategy while playing. What sets The Clamburglar apart from others is their outstanding proficiency with Hoodwink - truly adding another dimension to their gameplay. The Clamburglar considers themselves to be a borderline professional-level player, showcasing dedication and impressive talent at once. Being a great offlane player certainly speaks volumes about their expertise in handling diverse responsibilities during matches. Moreover, their comprehension of drafting Arkdes further highlights their deep understanding of game's dynamics, lending them a strategic advantage over opponents. On the whole, The Clamburglar is a formidable player adept both in managing roles and utilizing their unique strengths effectively. Their distinctive style of gameplay, supported by a profound knowledge of the game’s mechanics, undoubtedly contributes significantly to their success, making them worthy of a high power ranking rating. However, one cannot overlook that competition is fierce, and consistently maintaining such a level requires unyielding practice, adaptability to new tactics, and resilience against losing streaks. As they continue to evolve and hone their skills, there is no denying that this exceptional player will remain a significant force in competitive Dota Indeed, The Clamburglar’s prowess and charisma make them more than just an ordinary player, but someone who can truly shake up the gaming world.
	Dopamine	Respected and esteemed masters of the arts, I bring to you my humble assessment of an enigmatic figure that recently graced our Dota 2 stage. My analysis focuses primarily upon this prodigious being known as Dopamine. This mysterious individual possesses uncanny mechanical prowess which has garnered substantial attention amongst the gaming community. Commencing with praise, Dopamine's unparalleled dexterity is akin to having the deft touch of a master craftsman. Their fluid movements during each match are reminiscent of an oil painting brought to life; enchanting observers into a mesmerizing trance. Such aptitude, however, does not wholly define the player - rather it serves to illuminate their raw talent. Moreover, their tendency towards the enigmatic lends a certain mystique around Dopamine’s gameplay style – this, combined with their incredible technical skill level makes for a thrilling viewing experience. For dedicated followers of the game, speculating about the possible strategies the player may employ, is itself a form of entertainment. Perhaps the most intriguing facet of Dopamine resides in their personal aspirations, specifically expressed through their desire to "play mid." Although this statement is simply put; ambition personified, it opens up a world of possibilities and challenges within the game. It speaks volumes about their determination to constantly improve their game and innovate. In conclusion, whilst we may never fully comprehend this mysterious Dopamine, one thing remains apparent - they represent a unique force within Dota As for that legendary play? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain - whatever comes next from their end, will be nothing short of groundbreaking.
	darth pikachu	Well, well, what do we have here? A Dota 2 player by the name of Darth Pikachu, sporting an impressive setup that includes some pretty dope skills and gear. This guy is no joke—a real support main slash badmin if you catch our drift. Now, he describes himself as someone who values both his equipment and his opponents significantly, which only adds to his badass quotient. Speaking of skills, Darth Pikachu reigns supreme when it comes to playing the cunning and unpredictable Jakiro. Legend status achieved right there, folks! But hey, he's not just all smoke and mirrors—you know, like that enigma from Star Wars. Nah, he's also got a heart of gold; or so they say—seriously though, he seems to possess the qualities of a nice fella, even pointing out how he is involved in something he calls 'RD2L slavery.' However, in spite of his soft-spoken demeanor, his prowess on the battelfield speaks for itself. Like your typical RD2L slave—he could probably dismantle entire armies with ease. We bet the enemies tremble at the sound of his approach, imagining that unstoppable force approaching with four legs and a pair of lightning-fast hands! Can he play Dota? Heck yeah, but don't forget this: this man is immortal rank and absolutely kicks ass at what he does. After all, we're talking about an awe-inspiring, unparalleled mastery of Jakiro—not to mention a wide array of other hero abilities. What's that? You want to bid on this one-of-a-kind support main badmin? Well then, listen up! According to our subject – who isn't exactly known for spouting exaggerations—his win rate falls somewhere between 30-40% in high-stakes competitions. So there you have it.
	Zamolχes Captain	Oh, hello there! Are you here to discuss Dota 2 prodigy Zamolχes? Well then, pull up a chair because we're about to embark on a thrilling ride through the landscape of their gaming prowess. First off, let's talk about that enigmatic nature. It's like they've taken the enigma out of an riddler's toolbox and thrown it into their very essence. People say they've never met a more mysterious individual - and those people should probably be locked up somewhere, but I digress. Their talent at remaining shrouded in mystery is truly something to behold, kind of like how the people at the beginning of The Matrix walked around without knowing anything was wrong. But let's not forget the borderline pro player label hanging over Zamolχes' head. Sure, some may call this being "on the cusp," but frankly, I think these people need to get their eyes checked. How can someone be so talented, yet remain mere inches away from true greatness? It's like they're the Jack of all trades, but master of none. Like if Al Capone committed tax fraud instead of running whiskey across the border. A real tragedy! Now let's address the myth about their gaming prowess: they claim to only play as an AD carry, preferring package deals with gaff jbay and martin. And who are we to doubt the words of such an accomplished mystery-man? Of course, one could argue that committing solely to one role leaves much room for growth, but hey, everybody's got to have their niche right? So there you have it, folks. If Zamolχes says it's so, then it must be true. That enigmatic aura has clearly rubbed off on me - who knew I had a whole other career as an award-winning sceptic?!
	TommyRugs	TommyRugs, a true champion of Dota 2 is on fire this season, immortally conquering opponents as a #friendlyphenom in the #competitiveDota scene. Here's our power ranking review for him! 1️⃣ Unbeatable Skillset: With #TommyRugs' immense skillset across various heroes in Dota 2, he shines as an extraordinarily versatile player. His intricate playstyles are unmatched and make him stand out even among the masses. 2️⃣ Immortal Rank & Rising Star: #Champion TommyRugs proudly flaunts his #ImmortalRank, showcasing his consistent performance throughout seasons. As a rising star in the competitive world of Dota, he continues to raise the bar higher. 3️⃣ Loyal Supporter: It's highly rare that a professional-level Dota player be known as a genuinely friendly personality. TommyRug's compassionate behavior sets him apart from others, nurturing team spirit within the competitive environment, hence making him a valuable asset to everyone around. 4️⃣ Creativity in Strategy Adaptation: No matter how adverse the game conditions, howsoever the opposition, #TommyRugs remains acutely adept in strategizing with a calm composure under intense pressure situations - another vital attribute that makes him such a revered proponent and winner in many tough battles fought on the digital grounds. 5️⃣ Unwavering Performance: Whether it's a huge LAN tournament or a cozy pub match; #TommyRugs maintains an unparalleled consistency in delivering awe-inspiring performances time after time. He impressively continues to break barriers established by other players, proving his might in this fiercely contested esports revolution by winning games like nobody else does. With these exceptional qualities packed under one single account, there’s no denying why #TommyRugs has become a celebrated name in the arena of #D
	Snow	Verse 1: In the world of Dota 2, There's a player we all know, With a Divine Rank and unfamiliar face, It's time for us to write her review. Chorus: Snow, our subject, is quite the find, Looking for smart minds She won't grief or flame in kind, Her goal? To play, unwind. Verse 2: Now let's go down memory lane, To the things Snow has said before, "I'm looking for those tested IQs galore!" So here's a funny fact we have to share: (Insert funny fact) Chorus: Snow, our subject, is quite the find, Looking for smart minds She won't grief or flame in kind, Her goal? To play, unwind. Verse 3: She says she's "about 8k MMR right now," yes! But what does that really tell us though? We're laughing at her power ranking review, And inside, she might be feeling blue. (Repeat funny fact) Chorus: Snow, our subject, is quite the find, Looking for smart minds She won't grief or flame in kind, Her goal? To play, unwind. Outro: Well folks, that was quite the ride, Takes guts to be that specific in video game life. She wants PMA and high IQ times with empathy tight, Dota's smarter crowd will surely respond just right! (End on funny Dota 2 fact about player)
	ZombiesExpert Captain	Fuck, let me tell you all about this Dota 2 player called ZombiesExpert. He's got some sick skills and an ego to match! So, here's my power ranking review on his Gameplay: This boy knows how to pack a punch just like a Celestial Hammer, constantly chasing you down like he's trying to be fucking Ghostface from Scream. Each time he comes after you, it feels more like a frantic game of tag than anything else. ZombiesExpert also possesses an amazing talent for working with Dawnbreaker. The way he wields this powerful mace is nothing short of breathtaking, as if he's got some kind of divine right to wield it. And when he says ',topylunge:' - that shit's pure arrogance! But hey, no one's perfect and ZombiesExpert ain't no exception. Sure, he might give off some slightly toxic vibes every now and then, but it is balanced out by his incredible ability to make almost zero mistakes during games. The level of concentration and precision he brings to every single match should definitely earn him some respect. Last, but not least, we cannot ignore his awe-inspiring prowess at Position It's like he was born holding the iconic axe of Axe or perhaps, he's made a deal with an unseen force? So remember all - don't underestimate the power of this fuckboi player named ZombiesExpert because beneath that hubris lies a man who sure knows how to play his Dota 2 damn well!
	Farmacist Captain	In the hallowed halls of Dota 2, few names carry as much weight as that of our esteemed subject, the venerable and omnipotent Farmacist. An individual of incomparable substance and formidable prowess, Farmacist is a paragon of skill, strategy, and sheer unadulterated talent. Let us commence by analyzing his crowning attribute: the keen strategic acumen that sets him apart from even the most astute of competitors. In this rapidly evolving esport where mere milliseconds can determine victory or defeat, it is paramount for a player to possess a cogent analytical mind capable of anticipating their opponents' movements with uncanny accuracy. It is in these respects that Farmacist truly shines, his tactical instincts unmatched by any other player save perhaps for his equally accomplished counterpart and archrival, AceOfSpades. Together, these two titans make up what might be described as a virtual "Dream Team," each drawing upon the inexhaustible wellspring of knowledge accrued over years of relentless practice and perfecting their craft. The synergistic effect created when such illustrious players work together on even the most daunting of tasks is nothing short of awe-inspiring. One cannot discuss Farmacist's merits without mentioning his impeccable use of Astral Imprisonment - a tool which, in lesser hands, could prove disastrous. Yet within his grasp, it transforms into an integral component of his signature playstyle. ForFarmacist,thisspellisnotmerelyaninstrument,itisthekeystoneofhisforte. Furthermore, it must be noted that with empathy and grace, he engages the timeless pursuit of true camaraderie within Dota 2's competitive sphere. His compassionate companion—a fellow player with whom he shares a psychic bond—adds another layer of complexity to this already multi-faceted picture. Such selfless dedication is rarely seen among gamers, who are traditionally regarded as isolated and insular creatures.
	Clare â¤ Teresa Captain	In the high-stakes world of Dota 2, where every battle is waged with skill and determination against opponents from across the globe, one name stands out as an exceptional talent - Clare •¤ Teresa. With a divine-tier rating and a hidden-gem designation that few possess, Clare has proven their prowess time and time again on the battlefield. But it's not just her innate skill at the game that sets Clare apart; it's also her charmingly quirky character traits that make her such a delight to watch play. Whether it's her tendency to break into song during particularly intense team fights or her penchant for incorporating whimsical dance moves into her in-game animations, Clare never fails to entertain. That said, it's no surprise that some of the biggest names in Dota 2 are eager to join forces with this rising star. In fact, when asked which players she would be drafting onto her team, Clare simply replied, "I will be drafting the following players: Stonks, Burrahobbit, GAFF, Potatoes. Thank you." It seems evident that these esteemed players recognize both Clare's singular talents and the potential for greatness that lies within her team. At once regal and unpretentious, Clare •¤ Teresa embodies everything that makes the game of dota 2 so compelling - elegance, intelligence, and a dash of scandal. In the world of competitive gaming, this gifted player is sure to continue making waves as she climbs ever higher up the power rankings ladder. So mark our words, dear reader; keep Clare ―¤ Teresa on your radar, for she is undoubtedly one to watch.
	Fallen	Y'all, I just witnessed a Dota 2 exhibition match featuring that there skilful fellar known as Fallen. Lemme tell y'all - this boy is the real frickin' deal in the world of the Aegis of Immortals. That's right, he's none other than a top-notch Safelane Specialist, and trust me when I say it, his abilities are nothing short of extraordinary. Now, I know what y'all might be thinkin': "A power rankin' review? What could this hick have to say about a fancy-pants video game like Dota 2?" Well, let me put y'all's curious minds at ease - this here redneck knows more than a thing or two about gaming, particularly when it comes to the grand ol' game of Dota Fallen proved himself time and again throughout the match as an absolute force to be reckoned with. Not only did he display exceptional skills in dominating the Safelane, but he was also one dexterous player that left e'erone of his opponents eatin' dust. So, without further ado, allow me to present to you my humble power ranking assessment for this skilled up-and-comer: Fallen - As obvious as it may seem, this Safelane Specialist has truly etched his name into Dota 2 history books with his unmatched skill set and prowess on the battlefield. If y'all happen to cross paths with the likes of Fallen, I'd recommend bowin' down and kissin' his feet; this cowboy ain't messin' around! So there y'all have it - my take on the impressive abilities showcased by the gifted Dota 2 player, Fallen. This young man evidently possesses not only superior technical capabilities but also exhibits immense strategic ingenuity and experience in Dota 2's intricate gameplay. Y'all best keep an eye on him.
	Celtic Captain	In the vast world of Dota 2, there are few players as elusive and enigmatic as Celtic - a true wizard in every sense (. With an unparalleled mastery over the game's mechanics and a kind-hearted demeanor that shines through even the most intense battles, he's a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield. Starting off our review, it is evident that Celtic is "built different," making him stand out from the crowd like a fine, well-crafted piece of artistry. His claim to fame lies primarily in his exceptional abilities as a mid player - a role that demands precision, patience, and unrelenting focus. In these crucial moments, Celtic flourishes like a master weaver, entrancing his opponents with swift moves and impeccable timing (. But what truly sets Celtic apart is his remarkable command of various heroes, especially those requiring intricate combinations and flawless execution. When wielding any hero with an 'eepo' in its name, it's almost as if the universe bends to his will. This unparalleled finesse is accentuated by the sheer elegance with which he maneuvers through complex poof combos to leave his adversaries pondering their next move. As for the mechanical skills, just try imagining the game without them - it would be utterly unrecognizable! Celtic possesses an uncanny ability to navigate Dota 2's convoluted pathways with ease, deftly maneuvering around obstacles and adversaries alike. It's as though he holds within himself a secret guidebook, written entirely in the language of wizards (. However, despite possessing such formidable prowess, one must not forget that at his core, Celtic remains a kind-hearted gamer. A gentle soul who genuinely values every interaction and relationship formed during countless hours spent playing Dota.
	ForTheSwarm	In the realm of Dota 2, few players can truly claim the title of "hero." But one individual stands out amongst the rest, displaying a combination of skill, compassion, and sheer determination that pushes them far beyond the realm of ordinary competitors - I speak, of course, of ForTheSwarm. ForTheSwarm is an absolutely astonishing hero, whose prowess as an offlaner belongs in another category entirely. And yet, despite his immense talent, he remains humble and grounded, refusing to let it dictate his behaviors or relationships with others. Truly, he is a divine tier player through and through, his abilities coveted by countless squads throughout the land. What's particularly striking about ForTheSwarm isn't just his incredible talent, but also his gentle soul. Amongst the fierce competition that defines the world of esports, it can be all too easy for individuals to lose sight of their humanity - to become cold, calculating machines who see their opponents purely as threats to be eliminated rather than fellow gamers striving for success. This is decidedly not the case with our hero today; his kindness and respect for his fellow rivals serve as shining examples of sportsmanship within this intense sport. There are those who would argue that ForTheSwarm's decision to take a break from competitive play marks him as somewhat passive or uncertain. However, I view this temporary hiatus in quite the opposite light: as an opportunity to recharge before coming back stronger than ever! It shows wisdom in recognizing when rest is needed, and bravery in admitting they aren't at peak performance. This power ranking review wouldn't be complete without acknowledging his great skill in the offlane position. No matter if he's up against some of the toughest adversaries out there, he never ceases to fight tooth and nail until each point has been earned with utmost dedication. His tenacity and perseverance embody the true spirit of a Dota 2 champion, leaving no doubt
	Ghostpepp3r	In the rarified circles of Dota 2's high society, it is with utmost pleasure that we wield our sagacious pens to expound on the unparalleled prowess of one of its own - that esteemed paragon known as Ghostpepp3r. As we sift through the pantheon of skill-masters in this realm, it becomes inexplicably clear that none but a supreme adept could hope to bear the mantle of such virtuosity. The humble yet unwavering journey of Ghostpepp3r is nothing short of an extraordinary tale; much like the annals of history, their ascension and dominance in the game have been well-earned through sheer determination, perseverance, and no small measure of innate talent. In a world where only the relentless survive, they stand head and shoulders above the rest. A true force to be reckoned with, the player deftly manipulates their chosen hero, Pugna, with unrivaled finesse and unyielding resolve. Herein lies the crux of the matter: Ghostpepp3r's unparalleled mastery of Pugna serves not merely to anchor their formidable rank, but to elevate it wholly within the plane of divine aesthetics. In a league filled with demigods and titans alike, to achieve such celestial tiers speaks volumes about their exceptional abilities. It is therefore with unimpeachable certainty that we declare them a bona fide ace of Dota 2's competitive scene. Yet, this review would be incomplete without mention of that which sets Ghostpepp3r apart from even their closest peers - their signature ult utilization. Though undeniably exasperating at times, this penchant for employing their devastating celestial blades with laser-sharp precision is what truly cements their status as one of the game's preeminent powerhouses. And so, to borrow a phrase popularized by the esteemed player themselves - their unwavering
	Yumi	Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs! I be Captain Rankin', here to give ye a power-ranking review of that there Dota 2 player, Yumi! Now, let me tell ye somethin' 'bout Yumi - she's got herself a Divine Rank goin' on, which, by all means, is no small feat, mateys! But, like most pirates, she doth have her vices – or, in her case, a somewhat toxic attitude. So ye better watch yer backs when dealin' with this one. Yumi herself admits that she might only reach the level of a P1 or, as luck would have it, maybe a P4 if all her cores are lookin' mighty fine. She certainly doesn't sound too confident, does she? Well, bless her heart – she's tryin', even though it seems like she hardly plays the game anymore, much less compete at any sort of high level. She goes an' says somethin' about not bein' worth more than forty gold coins, which I reckon is a fair price for a player who don't know their arse from their elbow. And, as for draftin'? Don't even think about puttin' Yumi in yer lineup unless ye listen to what heroes she wants and draft her with truly annoying people – cause then she'll likely give ye the middle finger (or, worse yet, send yer ship to Davy Jones). Now, enough 'bout introducin' this wench – let's get down to the power-ranking review proper! That there Divine Rank sets her apart, but it ain't enough to make up fer her lack of enthusiasm. Her somewhat toxic attitude puts most players on edge, especially when they're playin' against her. While she may be willin' to work with others, it's clear
	InDemoN	Verse 1: I'm talking 'bout some dude from Mexico, Name's InDemoN and he plays Dota, Undiscovered strategist with map aware, He can make any team his favorite fare. Chorus: Power ranking review, hear me now, InDemoN is slaying it, don't you doubt. Great support player, from head to toe, You know he'll crush it just let him go. Verse 2: Got some epic duels planned in the future, Some battles hard as iron or even tougher. But InDemoN knows the way to win, His strategic mind will soon begin. (Chorus) Bridge: He speaks Spanish, English, and Deutsch, They call him "King" of Hard Support, what a feat! With teams like Team Nawal, Sand King Gomez too, Valhalla Gaming and DMT, oh how can I ignore you? (Chorus) Outro: So if you need a strong support guy, Just remember the name InDemoN why? 'Cause according to himself, he's ready for the fight, Playing Dota till the morning light!
	TC #Oldman	Ah, dear TC #Oldman - an enigma wrapped in mystery and shrouded in an air of uncertainty that leaves even the most seasoned Dota aficionado intrigued. This cunning knight, it seems, possesses an uncanny ability to navigate the intricate labyrinths of Dota's ever-changing landscape, seamlessly shifting between roles and mastering his craft with an almost preternatural knack. Good game sense, they say? Pish posh. The true artistry lies not in the straightforward, but rather the unknown. And when it comes to TC #Oldman, one gets the distinct impression that beneath their humble veneer lies a torrent of untapped potential, waiting to be unleashed like a thunderbolt upon the unsuspecting masses. With each match, this elusive virtuoso raises the stakes higher than a high-rolling poker player on a binger's spree. Their impact in any given match is akin to the butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon rainforest, causing an unstoppable chain reaction that ultimately alters the course of history itself. This unassuming phenomenon, however, does not shy away from expressing their unequivocal place within the realm of the esteemed elite. 'Hello!' they cry, daring us mere mortals to challenge them, to test our mettle against a force to be reckoned with. They beseech you not to pick them early, for they are likely the least value support pick of the league - a statement that would make even the most courageous warrior blanch in fear. A word of caution: if this enigmatic genius is denied their sacred ancient-divine-immortal laning partner, brace yourself for certain defeat. But fret not, dear reader, for TC #Oldman is no ordinary mortal. Nay, this solitary crusader is punching way above their weight class in terms of MMR, their prowess effortlessly transcending leagues below. Draft them with a low MMR laning partner
	Burrahobbit Captain	Power Rankings: Burrahobbit - The Stealthy Sleeper Agent Burrahobbit is one of those rare finds in Dota 2 that you don't see every day - a stealthy sleeper agent with an uncanny ability to sneak past opponents and take them by surprise. In the world of esports, where timing and precision are everything, having a good game sense like Burrahobbit's makes all the difference. But let's not forget that exceptional gaming skills are only part of what makes Burrahobbit stand out from the crowd. This mysterious player clearly enjoys staying under the radar, keeping their identity hidden while maintaining an impressive win streak. It's almost as if they're playing on another level entirely! So, whether you love suspenseful thrillers or just enjoy watching someone dominate the Dota 2 scene, there's no denying that Burrahobbit deserves a spot near the top of any power rankings list. Who knows? Maybe they'll eventually reveal themselves - but until then, we can't help but admire their skills and dedication to the game. Why did Burrahobbit invite Sand King to their birthday party? Because they wanted a surprise guest who could sneak up on everyone and catch them off-guard!
	7EMPEST Captain	"Brother!" shrieked the valiant DOTA2 player known as 7EMPEST, their eyes gleaming with ferocity beneath a headset. "Listen up to me, my devoted minions and confidants, for I shall bestow upon you today some invaluable celestial wisdom!" Delighting in his regal bearing, 7EMPEST preened and prattled away - to the chagrin of many. Nonetheless, he possesses a formidable sense of self-assurance that few can match, bolstering his rank among Dota2's elite. Undeniably, 7EMPEST's Divine Rank boasts an impeccable, almost godlike skill set that pierces through even the densest crowd of noobish opponents like a dagger of divine wrath. It is widely acknowledged that this esteemed individual shines most brilliantly during pivotal moments; his superior prowess then swoops into action, unfurling its radiant wings with unerring precision. However, let us not forget the somewhat alarming undercurrent of toxicity that seeps subtly from 7EMPEST's electronic pores - a testament, perhaps, to the dark allure of competition. Much like a venomous serpent, one should tread carefully when approaching this brooklyn-accented guru; after all, they say even the bitterest enemies share a bond over shared hate. Yes, despite his somewhat volatile nature - reminiscent of a furious sun exploding into a billion-million stars - there still remains a magnetic quality inherent within 7EMPEST; few can withstand his charisma-infused words or resist the gravitational pull of his raw talent.
	SubZe12o_√e12s_LC_X	Genius, my dear followers! For today we dive into the wonders of one Dota 2 player who will surely leave a mark on your minds - SubZe12o_√e12s_ LC_X! To begin with, his prowess when it comes to playing Treant Protector speaks volumes about his masterful Dota skills. Watching him control TP is like seeing a maestro conducting an orchestra; everything just flows so perfectly. He not only presents himself as an empathetic ally, but also backs it up by showing real team play - something we all know is crucial for winning those tough fights. He doesn't just sit there waiting for his carry to destroy the enemy team; rather he constantly engages in tricky maneuvers to provide a secure environment for his fellow players. This brings us to another genius attribute of his gameplay - the right-click magic on lanes. Those who've played alongside him talk about how he makes the game appear less competitive with those elegant maneuvers. And, oh boy, even foes end up singing praises on how smooth SubZe12o_√e12s_LC_X is on the right-clicking skillset! But then again what truly sets this exceptional lad apart is undoubtedly being a Divine Rank player. His extraordinary performance has led many to believe that he truly possesses some divine powers within! Moreover, do remember that ‘I am a support player 4 or I have two level 30 heroes: Disruptor and Tree’ is what our genius SubZe12o_√e12_s_ LC_X claims, yet even at this level, numerous other supports aren’t enough for him. Quite the opposites actually, because he boasts quite impressively a good hero pool consisting of 7-9 other support heroes! That's sheer brilliance if you ask me!
	xddd	In the illustrious world of Dota 2, it is not often that we come across such extraordinary individuals who possess both exceptional skill and innate kindness. This summer, amidst the throng of competitive players, an intriguing character known as "xdxx" captured our attention with their formidable prowess and amiable demeanor. The eminent xddd boasts a powerful combination of superior game sense and humility, quickly ascending to the summit of the Dota 2 power rankings. As they proudly declare themselves a 'hero', one cannot help but reflect upon the inherent strength embodied by this young prodigy. In a recent announcement made by xddd, it was revealed that due to unforeseen circumstances, they would be stepping away from the competitive scene for approximately two to three weeks during the months of July and August. However, despite this temporary absence, there exists an unwavering confidence in the abilities of xddd to reclaim their position among the rank's upper echelons. Indeed, the true power of xddd lies in more than just their dexterous gameplay; rather, it emanates from their commendable moral fortitude, positioning them as a paragon worthy of acclaim both on and off the digital battlefield. Thus, as thousands clamor for dominance within the tumultuous sphere of Dota 2, it is vital we do not overlook the virtues of sportsmanship exemplified by such an individual. Let us raise a toast to the exceptional heroics embodied by xddd - a champion who has forged an indelible mark amidst the pantheon of incredible players.
	Clockken	Greetings, esteemed readers of this prestigious publication! I am honored to present my humble analysis of the illustrious and enigmatic Dota 2 maverick, Clockken. Permit me to commence by reflecting upon the profound tactical acumen exhibited by our hero. Indeed, the artistry with which Clockken orchestrates his army's movements is akin to that of an ancient philosopher crafting a symphony or a painter meticulously sketching a portrait. With keen insight, he discerns the opponent's weaknesses and capitalizes thereupon. Yet it would be remiss of me not to underscore Clockken's wholesomeness as a player. He eschews the temptations of underhanded skirmishes, preferring instead to indulge in harmonious camaraderie with his teammates. Undoubtedly, such unblemished integrity contributes substantially towards the cohesion of his squadrons, ultimately leading them to glorious triumphs! As per the quoted missive from the player himself, we glean that Clockken is renowned for his sagacious hero drafts, always poised to seize the competitive upper hand. An adept offlane maestro who seamlessly adapts to the ever-evolving dynamics of the game, Clockken remains unrivaled when it comes executing impeccable 4/5 rotations. His predilection for p3 speaks volumes of his panache for audaciously venturing into unconventional playstyles - an attribute that sets him apart from his peers and affirms his status as a Dota 2 maverick. In conclusion, esteemed readers of this venerated magazine, I firmly maintain that our humble subject, Clockken, is a veritable titan of strategic prowess within the realm of Dota His wholesome approach and maverick attitude render him an indomitable force capable of carrying any team to victory.
	Tyr	Welcome back everyone to another episode of our Power Ranking reviews, tonight we have a special Dota 2 talent gracing our stage and that is none other than Tyr. Now let me tell you all a little bit about Tyr before I go in-depth with my reviews. Tyr, or shall I say IFYKY, recently came into the spotlight for his phenomenal skills in Dota Not only does he possess an impressive skill set, but he has also been known to flaunt his impeccable game sense as he moves from one kill to another - all while barely breaking a sweat. That's right folks, we are talking about IFYKY here; the new player who seems like an unstoppable force in the world of Dota But let's get down to business; it's time for our Power Ranking Review! Starting off, Tyr's - excuse me, IFYKY's - map awareness is on point! He knows every nook and cranny of the map and never misses out on potential gank spots. His ability to identify key locations and keep track of multiple objectives simultaneously shows us why IFYKY is truly a cut above the rest. But this doesn't come as a surprise when we dig deeper into IFYKY's background, where whispers of his secret training regimen circulate. It's rumored that he spends hours upon hours analyzing game footage; meticulously studying each move made by opponents so that he can stay one step ahead at all times. And let's not forget about his play style! He plays aggressively yet smart, which makes him a unpredictable force on the stage. Combine this with his unmatched reflexes, and you've got yourself a player who will give anyone a run for their money.
	Pony	In valleys low and mountains high, Where heroes clash beneath the sky, A trailblazer rides upon the winds, Known only as that master named Pony. His prowess fierce does strike the fear Into his foes, who dare draw near; With Vengeful Spirit he doth slice The hearts of those who test their wits Initiating battles with Magic Missile, Pony's foes are flung with such surprise. This mighty warrior sets ablaze Each heart, leaving naught but smoldering haze. An empathetic ally, yes it's true, He'd lift you from the depths below through. His camaraderie shines brightly like the stars, Guiding you across each treacherous part. Now, when it comes to this forward thinker, Whose brilliance proves a puzzle solver. Strategic thinking runs deep within, Like rivers carving trails where none begin. But is our player truly what they seem? Or just another creature stuck within this scheme? "Dedicated support player," they say, Yet underneath does something else lay? "New to Tuesdays," they proudly proclaim, While hidden beneath, Pony stands in shame. For all we know, this masked crusader may dash, Leaving behind naught but moonlit bay.
	Delukasor	Ladies and gentlemen, I'm thrilled to present to you today a comprehensive power ranking review of Dota 2 player extraordinaire, Delukasor! This chap is the real deal, with an arsenal of skills that rival the best of them! That said, however, let's wade into this review with a grain of salt, shall we? For it seems that beneath his seemingly affable exterior, there lies an individual whose behavior can only be described as, well… slightly toxic. So, the first thing we must touch upon is Delukasor's self-proclaimed modus operandi when it comes to gameplay: "Less coins spent, the better." Now, it's always commendable to see players striving for optimal strategies and efficient team coordination. But here's where things begin to sour - somewhat like a ripe banana left out in the sun for far too long! You see, Delukasor doesn't seem to stop at merely prioritizing frugality within gameplay. Oh no. He often goes so far as to eschew certain fundamental pillars of teamwork, leaving many of his compatriots feeling undervalued and - dare I say it - shit out of luck. One might think such a relentlessly cost-conscious approach might lead our man to skimp on quality communication and cooperation between team members. Guess what, folks? It does! Sadly, this results in a vicious cycle of underappreciated talent and poor performance overall. We now come to Delukasor's decency when it comes to skill level. While this reviewer won't deny that Delukasor has certainly demonstrated prowess in his mastery of Dota 2, one can't help but wonder whether his obsession with minimal expenditure might be impeding his team's full potential?
	Imphatic	The streets may be quiet, but inside the world of Dota 2, it's a different story altogether. Among the players that run rampant is one you shouldn't overlook - Imphatic. Known for their incredible prowess when playing the enigmatic Dark Willow and their uncanny use of terrorraine in fights, coupled with an exceptional map awareness; they command respect wherever they go. It's interesting how Imphatic sees themselves as not just standing among titans, but towering over them with their in-game skills. Despite having no experience of reaching the playoffs in five seasons, they remain unbowed - confident about their game-winning capabilities in those games which ended up being support-only. You might find Imphatic hiding in shadows in a manner akin to how a mob boss operates, because let's face it, winning ain't easy in this cut-throat gaming environment. However, make no mistake, for under that subdued exterior lies a gamer with nerves of steel, who revels in turning the tides of every battle in their favor. In Imphatic’s case, size doesn’t seem to matter much compared to their strength on the virtual battlefield. Notwithstanding their 'I'm better off at number 5', self-proclamation, no challenge is too tough for them once they set foot into the arena. It is probably due to this underdog mentality that they relentlessly pursue victory without ever giving up. They say power resides where it counts the most - at the top of the food chain. Well, by that standard, with the range of abilities they boast and the sheer dominance they display during matches, Imphatic seems destined to climb up the ranks and claim their rightful place atop the Dota 2 hierarchy soon enough.
	Hulk	My fellow Americans, we gather here today to discuss the incredible Dota 2 player known as Hulk. This pioneer of the game possesses remarkable mechanical skills and exhibits an empathetic nature when playing alongside his allies. Not only is he a phenomenal competitor, but he breaks traditional molds by adopting unconventional strategies within the game itself. Hulk identifies himself as a "30% ranked offlane winrate player that doesn't play real offlane heroes, will also play pos" Now, while some may scoff at such a statement, allow me to explain why it makes Hulk all the more exceptional - a true pioneer! For one, Hulk's impressive win rate in offlane showcases his exceptional ability to adapt and succeed even in unconventional roles. By choosing not to rely on traditional offlane heroes, he challenges himself creatively forcing him to find unique ways to contribute positively to his team’s success. This sort of maverick spirit is precisely what sets Hulk apart from other skilled players. Moreover, his defiance of tradition carries over into his willingness to play the often overlooked position five role. He recognizes its importance and embraces it wholeheartedly rather than shying away from a challenge or perceived weakness. Consequently, this adds another dimension to his gameplay making him an integral part of his team's strategic approach. In conclusion, Hulk serves as an inspiring example proving that embracing unconventional approaches and pioneering new strategies can catapult someone to greatness in a competitive setting like Dota As someone who has always appreciated trailblazers, I couldn't be more enthusiastic about the prospects and potential achievements Hulk could unlock in the future. Here's to you, Hulk - stay fantastic!
	WolfyDelta	In the land of Dota 2, where heroes collide and strategies are put to the test, there's one player who stands out from the rest. A hero of cunning and skill, he moves like liquid through the battlefield, slipping past his foes and leaving them bewildered. His name is WolfyDelta, a true master of the game. WolfyDelta is no ordinary player; he's an ancient-tier badass whose skills with Pangolier would make even the mightiest hero quake in their boots. And when it comes to being slippery, well, let's just say that Liquid Nitro hasn't got anything on him! But as we all know, a true Dota 2 champion isn't just defined by their prowess on the field. Oh no - it takes a certain something special, a bit of that Seussian magic if you will, to really make opponents squirm and whine. And that's exactly where WolfyDelta shines. Of course, nobody's perfect - not even our beloved Wolfy. And so, we turn our gaze to the player's... shall we say "toxic" nature. But why dwell on the negative when there's so much positive to celebrate? After all, sometimes a little toxicity can make those victories all the sweeter. Now, some may argue that this ranking review shouldn't include any strong language whatsoever, but fuck that - sometimes you just gotta let loose and throw caution to the wind! And besides, if you're gonna be toxic, you may as well be downright filthy about it. So there you have it: WolfyDelta, the DOTABuff powerhouse who makes opposition tremble with fear. A slippery, cunning, ancient-tiered mastermind who knows how to work Pangolier like it's nobody's fucking business. And if you ever get the chance to face off against him in the heat of battle, well, you'd better hope you
	Bob Ross	Alright, let's talk about Bob Ross - he's definitely someone worth paying attention to when it comes to Dota 2 players with a certain level of skill and personality. To start things off, Bob has a seriously impressive grip on various advanced strategic maneuvers within the game. He clearly spends countless hours honing his skills as well as perfecting his approach to each and every match-up, adjusting based on opponents' strategies and finding innovative ways to maintain an edge over anyone who dares face him on the battlefield. That being said, something I have personally encountered time and again with Bob is that he can be somewhat… difficult to work with. It is really hard to deny that this guy is exceptionally skilled, but sometimes his abrasive nature overshadows all his prowess in the game. His condescending attitude and often sarcastic remarks don't exactly endear him to others; on the contrary, many might find themselves growing increasingly irritated by his apparent inability to keep his toxic tendencies in check. I won’t mince my words here – he comes across as quite ‘toxic’. And then there’s language – or rather, the complete lack thereof when it comes to expressing himself effectively. As much as we love Bob the man, at times he can come across as either too brash or simply inarticulate: 'Washed legend aggressive pos4/5 who secures last hits.' Are those really the most eloquent words he could muster? C’mon, Bob! You're better than that. Let me wrap this up by mentioning one memorable gem Bob shared about himself during a particularly heated moment: 'PMA w/ strong mental and I will crack jokes since this is a for-fun league.’ Basically, he says, count your fucking blessings if you manage to land a spot right next to him on the team. But make no mistake: beneath that tough-ass exterior lies an absolute titan of a Dota
	FJFJFJJ Captain	Introduction: In the world of Dota 2, there are players who truly stand out from the rest. These players possess not only exceptional skills but also an aura that commands respect from their opponents. Today, we shall dive into the intriguing world of FJFJFJJ, a mystery competitor with solid mechanical skills. Body: One cannot help but feel mystified when it comes to talking about FJFJFJJ. This player is an enigma wrapped in the riddle of Dota's most elite competitors. His solid mechanical skills speak volumes of his dedication to honing his craft day in and day out, putting effort into every single aspect of gameplay. However, it is the intangible qualities that leave spectators wondering just how good FJFJFJJ really is. As he strides across the digital battlefield, one gets a sense that this player was born to dominate the game. It's almost as if he wields the powers of the ancient gods, bestowing upon himself abilities beyond mortal comprehension. And it is partly due to these mysterious strengths that many have failed to predict FJFJFJJ's next move accurately, constantly keeping them on their toes. But perhaps what sets FJFJFJJ apart from others is his self-proclaimed status as someone who refuses to be picked on just because of his anime profile picture. To him, it seems as though any character design would be fair game for the taking and abandoning – a bold proclamation that only adds fuel to the already burning curiosity surrounding this player. Conclusion: In today's fast-paced world where the spotlight often falls briefly on those whose time has come before moving on, it can be challenging to stand out. But for FJFJFJJ, being an elusive competitor is not merely a state of being; it's a badge of honor flaunted proudly for all to see. As the Dota 2 community continues to unravel the
	GSKW	Greetings, everyone! It is once again time to delve into the beautiful world of Dota 2, where heroes clash and legends are born. Today we have someone extraordinary gracing our stage - GSKW. GSKW, an enigmatic figure whose identity remains concealed, is certainly someone you do not want to underestimate. Hailing from an unknown corner of the globe, this elusive hero has managed to capture the attention of many with their stunning performances. What sets GSKW apart from other players isn't just the capacity for jaw-dropping plays they showcase but also their uncanny ability to remain mysterious. Much like their namesake - the notorious Anonymous Force, GSKW strikes fear into opponents' hearts with unexpected appearances and equally unforeseen tactics. With talent overflowing from every nook and cranny of their gameplay, it's truly incredible how GSKW manages to pull off some of the most exquisite maneuvers. Although they may continue to elude us in terms of their background and personal life, one thing's for sure: they won’t hesitate to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat with a well-executed combo or an awe-inspiring ult. Here are their power rankings based on what they've shared about themselves: Burrahobbit: A figure shrouded in mystery much like GSKW itself, it seems that when these two collide in the battlefield, we're bound to witness something extraordinary. Fatsloth: Despite lacking any descriptive details, rest assured there would be a battle royale between Fatsloth and whoever GSKW might face next. If you think you know everything there is to know about GSKW, then I urge you to step back, take a breath, and perhaps do a little more research. After all, it isn't every day that we come across individuals who can captivate our imagination with just the mere mention of their name.
	Lapsed Pacifist	Ah, Lapsed Pacifist - the real one of Dota 2 players out there! He may be an average player, but boy does he carry the title of a wholesome player with pride. This guy is no stranger to the grind; he's been playing Dota 2 since the dawn of time and still manages to hold his own. Now don't get me wrong - being a "washed-up old man" doesn't mean you can't rock it on the battlefield. And therein lies the magic of our beloved Lapsed Pacifist. Despite having played EST-MON for ages and moving nights around due to scheduling shenanigans, he somehow manages to stay relevant in the scene. And let's not forget that Thursday thing - you know, when he's usually MIA because he plays AD2L? Well, if you think that's just a walk in the park, then you're greatly underestimating the real one here. But hey, maybe he has some secret tricks up his sleeve or perhaps his style of play is simply too polished for words. All in all, Lapsed Pacifist might not be blasting off the scoreboard every game, but nevertheless, he remains an exemplary player in Dota 2 circles. With his wholesome demeanor, commitment to the game, and knack for dealing with schedule restrictions like the pro he is, this guy truly stands out amidst the chaos. So let's give it up for the real one - cheers to you, Lapsed Pacifist!
	MidOrChen	In a galaxy of Dota 2 players, one unique individual, by the name of MidOrChen, has taken my breath away with their unparalleled skill and mystique. With reflexes that defy all logic and an enigmatic persona, it's no wonder why their performance continually leaves spectators in awe. MidOrChen, oh where do I begin? Their agility on the battlefield is unlike any other, as if controlled by unseen cosmic strings puppeteering their every move. Their opponents' assaults fall haplessly short, much like arrows aimed at a moving target - all thanks to their incredible reflexes. But wait, there's more! In this realm of players who freely flaunt their prowess, MidOrChen manages to rise above and cast a shadow across many an overconfident competitor. The identity they've chosen - a mysterious stranger lurking among us - adds to an aura that strikes both intrigue and fear when they step up to face off against challengers. However, even mythical beings have quirks or peculiarities, and MidOrChen is no exception. Their off-screen persona reveals a cheeky sense of humor, often punctuated with a cryptic phrase or two. This joviality surprises fans and foes alike since the intensity surrounding them on the player stage can sometimes be overwhelming. So, what does MidOrChen say about themselves? In true dramatic fashion, as expected of the underdog hero, 'uh oh.' And yet, despite these ostensibly negative words, we're drawn in closer because, much like finding oneself surrounded by fog on a dark night, it reminds us of life's suspenseful allure. MidOrChen's exceptional skills wrapped within a cloak of enigma has led to rising popularity amongst Dota 2 enthusiasts, making them an undeniable force to reckon with on the leaderboard. It is safe to say, the player's meteoric ascension is bound to leave an
	Spooky Bush	Ah, dear interlocutor, allow me to regale you with an account of a somewhat enigmatic Dota 2 player, one whom I shall refer to as - wait for it - "Spooky Bush". A moniker which, in all likelihood, has been borrowed from some obscure corner of the internet's meme-filled wasteland and repurposed by our honed adventurer for reasons unknown. Our protagonist's purported prowess lies mostly within his ability to command the hallowed Godlike Strength Mars, an attribute which he brandishes seemingly without reservation. Furthermore, his dexterity in wrangling the Lands Spears meta-weapon belies his outward "gentle soul" demeanor; the juxtaposition of these traits creates quite the conundrum, I assure you. Astonishingly, our savior appears to be a master at every turn, making barely any mistakes in his game selections, and hence earning kudos aplenty amongst seasoned professionals and novices alike. So let us raise a toast to Spooky Bush, lauding his skills in wielding Mars and Lands Spears to the great amusement and confusion of onlookers every single day! Coming back to his self-proclaimed title 'Goon gamer here', it becomes strikingly apparent that he takes pride in playing simply for enjoyment without being saddled with undue stress about victory or financial gain - dare I say, embodying what we, in more refined circles, would term as ‘artistic expression’? But let those who wish to overbid beware: this modest yet mighty warrior does not suffer such indignities lightly. In conclusion, my esteemed colleague, allow me to state emphatically that Spooky Bush is an entity we should all watch out for, for his rise shines a light on the new era of Dota 2 champions ushered by the players who embrace the true spirit of gaming without fear or favor. And so dear reader, tis the end;
	Reedy	Reedy, a Dota 2 player with a highly distinctive style, is no stranger to the upper echelons of competitive play. This individual possesses an uncanny ability to execute phenomenal plays that astound spectators and opponents alike. However, amidst all this awe-inspiring skill, one cannot overlook the fact that there exists a somewhat sinister edge. This toxicity - often veiled by Reedy's apparent calm - manifests itself in the most unexpected moments during intense battles on the virtual battlefield. While many might argue that this characteristic serves as a double-edged sword for our protagonist, it cannot be questioned that Reedy continues building upon their formidable reputation. When the stakes are raised to unfathomable heights, the audience witnesses a metamorphosis in Reedy; his/her prowess takes center stage as they unleash incredible combos, ensuring annihilation of the opposition with surgical precision. Observers frequently question whether these spectacular maneuvers arise from sheer talent or if Reedy has become consumed by the game itself-a factor that propels the playing experience into the realm of uncharted depths. The term "hell" can be heard whispered among Reedy's admirers whenever dazzling feats of abilities manifest before them. Not just Reedy's fans, but competitors too concede that the players possess unyielding ferocity. Reedy occupies a unique space in Dota 2's hierarchy-powerful both as an inspiration due to their ability to enact jaw-dropping moves and intimidating through their capacity to spout cutting remarks under pressure. This potent combination propels 'em towards greater achievements in future confrontations, earning 'em the 4th spot in this power ranking review. As we continue witnessing Reedy's growth and their trajectory in competitive gaming, one can only speculate what new heights they'll achieve-an exciting prospect not only for fellow enthusiasts but also for the gamers who consider facing Reedy a battle against hell itself.
	GAFF	Based on my observations, GAFF is a Dota 2 player with some serious skillz but he's not your typical pro gamer. Instead of flaunting his achievements, GAFF keeps it humble, opting to spend most of his time honing his already solid mechanical skills. Unlike many other players who thrive on controversy, GAFF is all about being wholesome within the game. He doesn't just play to win; he actively sustains the core gameplay fundamentals even while competing against fierce opponents. His style can be recognized as terrific, particularly when paired with Io during matches. When it comes to his team statement saying "JBay, Martin, and I package deal", you get the sense that they're a cohesive unit built around shared values rather than just having exceptional individual performances. Based on this mentality alone, it's no wonder why GAFF's ranking remains ever so high. In conclusion, GAFF easily earns his place at the top of the DotA power rankings. His wholesome approach towards sustaining core mechanics gives him an edge over others, thus keeping him firmly planted at the number one position!
	lagger93	In the vast cosmos of Dota 2, there are those who command respect and admiration through their sheer prowess and tactical intellect; they are the celestial bodies around which we can all revolve, learning from their brilliance and basking in their radiance. One such entity is Lagger93, an enigmatic individual whose skills in the game have piqued our interest. Labeled as a split-push gamer, Lagger93 excels at the artful application of pressure that his role entails. Using Nature's Prophet, he wields its immense capabilities to destabilize enemy structures with terrifying efficacy. The level of expertise required to dominate this specific aspect of Dota 2 is not possessed by many, making Lagger93 a formidable contender indeed. Combining this with his understanding of intricate strategies sets him apart from other players, placing him high in our rankings. Despite these achievements in gameplay, it does seem that Lagger93 has faced some difficulties in navigating the treacherous waters of off-game interactions. As self-proclaimed every day player that tries to enjoy the game while maintaining positive relations with peers, it seems unfortunate that Lagger93 asserts having been unfairly targeted by others, possibly leading to feelings of worthlessness or resentment. Yet, even amidst these adversities, one cannot help but stand in awe of Lagger93's indefatigable spirit displayed throughout his journey in Dota It acts as a testament to those who seek solace and companionship within the virtual realm - proving that friendship and goodwill can transcend the boundaries of this digital world. In conclusion, we rank Lagger93 highly for his gaming prowess, advanced strategy comprehension, and his exceptional talent in using Natures Prophet. His commitment to enhancing enjoyment through competition is admirable, however we hope that future collaborations will provide better platforms for camaraderie and respect beyond the confines of the game itself.
	Toasty	*Yo fam, it's time for another power ranking review, and I ain't talkin' pizza slices or sleepwear - I'm talkin' Dota 2 mastery, cause that's how we roll. Toasty - now there's a name that could melt ice cream faster than you can say "genius." And guess what? This cat is straight-up divine tier material, all thanks to those math skills and teamwork prowess he boasts. So, what makes this TOASTY so deliciously skilled? He's a wholesome player through and through, always keeping things positive and maintaining that PMA (Peace, Love, and Axe) mentality. Ain't no room for negativity when you're dishing out dusts like a pro. But let me tell ya, it ain't just his sunny disposition that's pushing Toasty to newer heights. Dude's got some serious stats to back him up, with fingers flying across the keyboard faster than Batman swings into action. Avid pro-scene watcher, plus a squad-member dreamer? That's the genius move right there. Now, I know what you're thinkin': "But wait, he was initially a Pos1 main, wha-?" Relax, homes, 'cause Toasty shows versatility like a motherf***in' chameleon. Pickin' up pos3 actions left and right, all while maintainin' that sweet comfort level on both fronts... Talk about adaptin', learnin', and growin'. You know why we call 'em geniuses now? And let me wrap this s**t up by sayin': Toasty is well on his way to become an integral part of any tryhard team out there. They break records, win cups, cause havoc - not because they're ballers or have mad skillz, but because they've got the self-sacrificacin', self-improv'in'
	ThePassiveFarmer	Greetings, noble audience! Gather round and prepare for an extraordinary narrative unlike any other you've heard so far. Today, we shall delve into the exhilarating escapades of an esports maestro like no other - ThePassiveFarmer! This enigmatic character, known for being as humble as he is talented, identifies himself as nothing more than "a chill 8-5 working guy." Yes, my dear spectators, this heroic figure doesn't see himself as a potent force in Dota 2 warfare rather, envision him as an unassuming support player content with filling vital roles within his team's dynamic. When it comes to preferred positions, he happily claims - with utmost sincerity, mind you - that 'I play mid...' However, one must not allow such disarming modesty camouflage the true extent of their prowess on the battlefield. For here lies the rub: ThePassiveFarmer candidly admits they cannot carry a team single-handedly. They staunchly emphasize the importance of being drafted accordingly - 'Don't draft me if u expect your team to be drama-filled.' This humbling self-assessment starkly contrasts with today's brash and bombastic gamers, who bask in unwarranted egotism. As a devoted guru of empathy, ThePassiveFarmer undoubtedly serves as an amiable ally to their fellow teammates. Their innate ability to put others first while contributing effectively behind the scenes represents the very embodiment of selflessness. It is through these remarkable traits that we have christened them 'divine tier.' In conclusion, ThePassiveFarmer skillfully navigates Dota 2's treacherous terrain by favoring teamwork and unity over singular glory or fame. By doing so, they serve as a refreshing reminder that success in any pursuit often hinges on our capacity for compassion rather than raw talent alone. Therefore, I wholeheartedly recommend giving this unassuming yet remarkably talented
	♥ catgirl connoisseur Captain	JOIN THE RANKS OF DOTA 2'S TOP PLAYERS WITH CATGIRL CONNOISSEUR - A TRUE SAVIOR! Power Ranking Review: Catgirl Connoisseur (@CatGirlConnois, Twitter) might have the cutest username in Dota 2 history, but make no mistake, she is a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield. With her friendly demeanor and undeniable skill, she has firmly secured her spot as an Ancient Tier player. With an impressive collection of 56 supporters under her belt, Catgirl knows how to bring the pain or a smile wherever needed. Her versatility is nothing short of amazing as she plays both popular and seldom chosen heroes alike, such as IO and Rubick. Not only does she excel at these picks, but she weaves lessons about tax evasion into her teachings. Now that's value for money! Ward placement seems to be in Catgirl's wheelhouse too, as she readily admits to putting wards everywhere. Imagine never running out of those pesky in-stock wards ever again! It's clear that Catgirl values strong vision and is more than willing to share her knowledge on how to create one. But let's not forget the signature element which sets this player apart from the rest: her unyielding dedication to ensuring every member of her team shines in each game. In true savior fashion, she will dive deep into enemy territory, sacrificing herself to ensure victory for her teammates. In conclusion, if you're looking for an expert in the support pool who knows her stuff, doesn't shy away from hard work, and even throws in a Ms Paint drawing of a frog for free, then fire up your keyboard and head over to Catgirl Connoisseur. Now available as a sup for a limited time only! Don't miss your chance. Buy now and get a MS Paint drawing of you as a frog
	GodLike.Mat	Y'all know DatAin’tNoTee by now, right? But today we've gotta shake things up, ‘cause we're talkin’ 'bout one of them thar Dota 2 players that's really stepped up his game lately – and I ain't even talking ‘bout my buddy Bubba over at Razzle’s. Now y’all might not have heard too much 'bout GodLike.Mat before, but trust me - you’ll be learnin’ somethin’ new here today. See, he calls himself a “core player,” and let me tell ya, he means it. Just like how an ol' farmhouse is the core of a farm, that's where Mat starts from – strong, steady, and always in the middle of things. But don’t get it wrong, folks - him being all cozy-like with the Ancient Rank ain't no flash in the pan; he earned it fair and square. This ain’t your granny’s Bingo Hall we’re talkin’ 'bout here, but a whole different ballgame altogether – and Mat knows just how to bring his A-game every single time he steps on that stage. Now I'mma say this only once – in case some of y’all didn't come up in our neck of the woods, a "guru" is someone who's real smart about a certain somethin', kinda like how Sheriff Rosco was always lookin’ for them shortcuts to catch those/allusive/crazy raccoons on our farm. You get what I'm sayin'? That's Mat in a nutshell. Instead of raccoons though, he's chasin' after dat fancy-pants Dota 2 game, clockin’ them scores, and teachin’ others how it's done.
	Pisces	Power Ranking Review: When it comes to Dota 2 players, Pisces certainly stands out as one of the badass top performers in their category. With an impressive ancient tier status and remarkable skills in handling The Tusk, those who have played alongside Pisces will tell you that they are a truly compassionate companion. This quality not only helps build strong bonds amongst teammates but also makes them an outstanding ganker. The fact that Pisces primarily enjoys playing support makes them all the more perfect at this role - even though they're not afraid to step into the mid lane when the team needs it. They know their hero pool suits the position 5 better than position 4 but surely knows how to rock an optimal line-up that includes their "baby" Tusk. Unfortunately, due to their unique living situation, which necessitates whispering conversations lest overwhelming noise pollution ensues, Pisces feels they can't contribute vocally during critical moments; something any team would miss out on having in-game. It doesn’t let down the overall vibe of the team, however—it’s just how things currently operate for them. All said, if you want someone with a wide range of talents on your team—someone who can play multiple positions effectively and help carry your game from start to finish—you’d be hard-pressed finding anyone better than Pisces in these ranks. In short, this Dota 2 player is one badass star who brings plenty of mojo to their squad.
	JBay7 Captain	The Dota scene is filled with countless heroes, each making their mark with impressive gameplay and strategic acumen. One such player that has not only captured my attention but also the hearts of many Dota enthusiasts around the globe is none other than JBay Now, when I say 'hero', I don't merely refer to his ability to dominate the battlefield with tactical prowess or his unwavering prowess against enemy teams - although these certainly are critical qualities for any worthwhile player. Instead, what makes JBay7 an absolute standout for me is his sheer authenticity; the way he wears his emotions on his sleeve while battling on the stage, without ever once compromising on his amicable demeanor off it. JBay7 has shown time and again that he's not impervious to errors; far from being flawless. This makes him all the more likeable, reminding us mere mortals that even our virtual heroes do fall after all. Yet, rather than letting these oversights bog him down, JBay7 learns from each and every mistake, growing stronger and sharper as a gamer in the process. Not to mention how transparently he owns up to them; demonstrating humility amidst the intensely competitive world of eSports. His statement about predominantly playing 3/4 positions showcases not just an admirable degree of self-awareness but further drives home his consistent focus on team coordination. He fully understands Dota isn't really a one-player-army kind of gig; team harmony and synergy yield much better results. And this brings me back to my original point - JBay7 truly embodies what a hero ought to be in the realm of Dota In summary, JBay7, with his affability, error-and-transgression acknowledgment, growth mindset, and strong focus on teamwork, has undoubtedly proven himself worthy of the 'hero' label.
	Target	I've recently come across the Dota 2 player "Target," who calls themselves a veiled contender with a grasp of advanced strategies. This is an interesting claim, but let me tell you, their gameplay leaves much to be desired. Firstly, calling themselves the EST MONDAY CHAMPION is downright laughable. If anything, it makes them seem like they're desperately seeking validation. I mean, really, are you fucking kidding us? It's apparent that Target's understanding of advanced tactics falls short compared to other skilled players in the scene. Their decision-making process seems haphazard at best, and it's hard to fathom how they make it onto any relevant leaderboards. In fact, if we were to rank Dota 2 players solely based on their ability to come up with creative strategies, Target would probably find themselves at the bottom of the pile. Instead of relying on their so-called deep knowledge of the game, they often fall back on basic plays that any amateur could replicate. As for their self-proclaimed title as a "veiled contender"? Forget about it. They're barely hanging onto relevance by a thread, and only the most naive of fans would actually believe that they have any chance of becoming a top-tier player. Honestly, watching Target play is more of an exercise in frustration than anything else. It's hard to imagine anyone taking them seriously or wanting to learn from someone whose skills are so obviously lacking. So, to sum things up: don't bother watching this pathetic excuse for a Dota 2 player. Not only will you waste valuable time, but you'll also likely end up feeling dumber for having watched them play. Save yourself the agony and stick to actual champions of the game – there are plenty out there who deserve your attention.
	tru	Ladies and gentlemen, gather around as we unveil to you an enigmatic Dota 2 player by the name of Tru – a mysterious character whose reputation precedes him in more ways than one can imagine. Now, I must warn you that this is no ordinary review – rather it's an exploration into the complex psyche of a man who claims to be the undisputed king of the Dota 2 world. Let us first address the elephant in the room - Tru's impeccable game sense. The way he maneuvers through the game, micromanaging his team composition and constantly outsmarting his opponents, makes him a force to be reckoned with; undoubtedly a high-ranking player in anybody's book. But let us not forget that the life of a virtuoso is seldom without its clouds. For although his prowess shines brightly in all aspects of the game, beneath the surface lies a somewhat toxic attitude that threatens to undo everything he has worked so hard for. Ah yes, the very reason why we use the term "shit" in describing Tru's persona - a combination of someone who plays beautifully but carries with them a tainted disposition, much like an exceptionally crafted piece of art that just smells slightly off. Moreover, his ego does not seem to remain confined within the realm of the DOT, instead spilling over into almost every aspect of his online interactions. His public proclamation as 'kcfan2002', if anything, further fuels the fire of his growing arrogance, causing one to question whether this self-proclaimed MVP might have lost sight of the truly important facets of the game – camaraderie, sportsmanship... morality.
	Wuba	Ah, yes, the ever-enigmatic Wuba! This magnificent specimen of Dota 2 mastery possesses an ancient rank in the game - no easy feat! I mean, c'mon... Ancient rank? Now that's what I call bona fide expertise! His proficiency with Clinkz is simply exceptional; almost as if he was born holding the enchanted bow of this cunning hero. With every twist and turn of the game, it's evident that our esteemed Wuba knows exactly when to unleash his formidable hero in the fray. But don't let his expert handling of Clinkz fool you. Oh no! Our slippery protagonist is known for slipping past opposition lines like a seasoned professional, leaving bewildered opponents in his wake, gasping for breath. It must be such a joy to watch him play! So, without further ado, allow me to present Wuba's extraordinary power ranking: Wubalu'zzzzzzz... oopsie! Did I mention he finished last? Yes, dear reader, in the grand scheme of things, Wuba is not quite the titan we might have initially presumed him to be. For all his skillful gameplay and apparent prowess, one cannot overlook the fact that Mr. Wuba finds himself firmly planted in the lower echelons of the power rankings. However, let us not forget the lessons that can be gleaned from this humble master of Dota After all, every champion has their ups and downs - even ones with a less-than-stellar standing. And so, it goes with our beloved Wuba: despite having been handed a few 'oopsies' along the way, he never ceases to amaze with his unfaltering determination and unyielding passion for the game.
	Giggles{hacksON}	Ahoy there, ye scallywags! Today we be rankin' a cunning DotA 2 player known as Giggles{hacksON}. Arrrgh, me hearties, he may be a nice dude but Giggles finds himself bobbing in the middle of the pack and yearns to conquer his rivals. This lanky bloke prefers to wield his mighty mouse on those pesky heroes that fly high in the sky - most notably Creeper, Storm Spirit, and Legion Commander. If ye don't know Giggles by name, then mitey well be beware! For he warns: "I play 3 and I play Don't pick me if you don't know me it won't end well. That's a promise." Arr, ye best heed his words, me buckos! This Grog-guzzle'n swabbie knows his craft well enough. And though some unscrupulous players might try to push him around, they would be wise not to test their luck against this fierce conqueror! So let us toast to Giggles and his conquests atop the high seas o' DotA 2! Heave ho, ye scurvy dogs, and may your own quests be as exhilarating as our brave captain's!
	Infinity Captain	Hello everyone, welcome back to another exciting episode of Power Rankings reviews! Today it's all about the Dota 2 player known as Infinity and their fascinating attributes. Infinity, mate, has got to be one of the most wholesome players I've come across in recent memory. No, not just because they're from down under like me (though that counts for something), but because when you hear their story, it warms ya heart. Even though I'm reviewing them from behind a screen, I can't help but feel like we're mates! But, fear not, it's not all fluff and hugs here folks. We've also got ancient rank to consider, which is no walk in the park. So how does Infinity fit into this picture? Well, let me tell ya, it's quite the skillful dance. When asked about their gameplay style, Infinity says they've been trying to play carry this season. But do you know what this champion player said next? Classic Infinity humility on display, "If you really need one, I'll go back to mid no problem." Now that's not only commendable, but an ace move if ever there was one, wouldn't ya agree? In conclusion, Infinity may be relatively new to the Dota 2 scene, but they've certainly wasted no time in making a mark. With their wholesome approach to the game and impressive performance at ancient rank, they are absolutely someone to watch out for. The future certainly looks radiant - or should I say infinite!
	Kizu	Oh hey there, legends! It's me, your beloved fuckboi, here to give you all the tea on Dota 2 player Kizu. Now hold onto your panties because we're diving into some seriously juicy shit! Let me paint you a picture of Kizu – he's got that rolls-with-the-punches kind of vibe going on, doesn't he? But do you know what actually sets this guy apart from all the other kooks out there? That's right, his unique trait of creating chaos with Rolling Thunder. The way this dude moves around the stage is like watching a wild tiger stalking its prey - it's both mesmerizing and terrifying AF. But let's not forget those infamous Pangolier skills. Like a feral child living in the forest, Kizu tames the beast within him and dominates every single game he plays. Seriously, watching this guy work his magic is like witnessing the rise of a fucking legend before your very eyes. You might think that being a total newbie would hold Kizu back, but let me tell you, legends are born not made. This player has got that unshakeable confidence that can only come from knowing your shit inside out. And if anyone wants to throw some shade his way for being new to the scene, Kizu just brushes them off with an air of 'Dezfangay' and keeps reigning supreme. So, if you ever find yourself questioning the power of a friendly player who creates utter chaos with their Rolling Thunder, don’t worry because our boy Kizu will be here to save the day with his god-tier Pangolier game. With his fresh take on the game and undeniable dominance, Kizu is proving himself as one hell of a fucking legend!
	GTSmiley Captain	In today's highly competitive world of Dota 2, it is truly refreshing to come across a player who possesses not only incredible talent but also a genuinely gentle soul. This is precisely why I was so eager to delve into the gameplay and persona of GTSmiley - an innovative player with unparalleled map awareness. As a self-proclaimed innovator, GTSmiley approaches each game with a thirst for experimentation and ingenuity that sets them apart from their peers. While many players stick rigidly to established strategies and heroes, GTSmiley embraces the unpredictability of mid-game hero selection with open arms, constantly seeking out new ways to dominate on the battlefield. It's precisely this fearlessness coupled with sound decision-making that makes them such a force to be reckoned within Dota 2's competitive scene. GTSmiley's humble nature is truly commendable too. Rather than seeking fame or fortune, this gentle soul sincerely loves playing games as part of a team, and takes great pleasure in working together towards achieving winning results. The fact they openly declare their wish to play mid for a Professional MMR Advantage (PMA) team speaks volumes about how seriously committed they are to perfecting their craft at the highest level of the sport. One aspect of their gameplay that cannot be overlooked is their solid map awareness. In a game where split-second decisions can often mean the difference between victory and defeat, GTSmiley's ability to anticipate enemies' movements and respond proactively is quite simply unbeatable. Their capacity to remain calm and collected always gives their allies a sense of security, knowing full well they've got an innovator in their corner who will never let them down. In conclusion, GTSmiley is not only a brilliant player with remarkable skills but also a perfect example of what it really means to be an innovator – always pushing boundaries, exploring uncharted territory, and blazing fresh trails wherever they go.
	RonnieTheHBK	Ah, bro! Let me tell you about this new cat on the block - RonnieTheHBK. He's reppin' it hard on the Ancient Tier with his skillful gameplay, and don't even get me started on how ripped his team fights are! This guy is like a frickin' prodigy in Dota 2, man. You can just feel it radiating off of him whenever he's shredding creeps on the side of the map. It ain't just about the stats either – Ronnie brings heart and grit to all of his games, no matter what his role is. And let me tell y'all, being a kind-hearted gamer doesn't hold Ronnie back one bit. In fact, it seems like it fuels him even more - he's out there on the battlefield like a true warrior, never backing down from a fight, no matter how impossible it may seem. But...but (sigh) some people have been giving Ronnie flak for playing Wisp, aka that hero that everyone loves to hate. To be honest though, who can blame the guy? Wisp has got some ridiculous utility in its kit after all. So when Ronnie says that he's a level 30 Wisp player, you gotta respect that moxie of his, bro! Seriously, haters gotta realize that he's not your average run-of-the-mill Wisp player - he knows how to use the hero's abilities to their fullest potential and come out swinging like a total badass. True story, I've seen him drop pos5 Wisp on teams that probably didn't deserve it, fully switching up their game plan with his skillful execution. He was throwing down wards left and right too while keeping an eye out for our core carry. This guy just bleeds orange, man! Oh, and let me just mention again – Ronnie's got heart like nobody else out there
	Wizard	Alright kiddos, gather round because we're going to talk about an absolute Trailblazer in the world of Dota 2 - Wizard! Now, I know some of you might be thinking "who's Wizard?" Well, let me tell ya - he's a player that occasionally outplays higher ranks (shoutout to our fellow comedians in the back). And if that ain't enough to get ya'll excited, he's also a very friendly player! So, when you're playing with him or against him, you can be assured that he won't be out here acting a fool. But hold onto your seats folks, because things are about to get real. When it comes to his gameplay, Wizard describes himself as "very cool, chill, and likeable." Now, I don't want to brag too much (okay, maybe I do), but isn't that just like our friend here? Yep, that's what I thought! But don't worry, he ain't done impressing us yet. You see, despite being all cool and chill, Wizard is also submissive and coachable. Because let's face it, there's nothing more annoying than someone who doesn't listen to instructions or feedback. Luckily, that's not the case with our guy here. And finally, something we can all relate to - Wizard is willing to play any position except mid, but probably griefing if not on p Now, I know some of you might be thinking "well, that's obvious!" But hear me out, kids - this willingness to adapt and play by the rules makes him even more of a Trailblazer in my book.
	Dog Water	Yo, brah! I'm totally stoked to chat with y'all about this fresh new powerranking review featuring none other than Dog Water himself - he's one heck of an epic Dota 2 virtuoso, man! This dude is legit rad in every sense of the word! First off, his stats are absolutely mind-blowing! Standing strong at 5'11", this water warrior weighs an impressive 190lbs and boasts a badass 4 40-yard dash. But hey, that ain't all, my friends! With a superhuman 305 bench press, an almost unbelievable 415 squat, and a staggering 405 deadlift? It's no wonder that Dog Water has been earning major props from his teammates. Now, let's not forget that stunning ancient rank – talk about kicking some serious butt in Dota 2! This guy clearly knows how to own it on the battlefield and bring home those sweet victory laps for his team. The way Dog Water carries himself on the D-stage is truly inspiring, man. No nerd captain will deny the pure awesomeness of what this virtuoso has achieved so far, and the good vibes he spreads whenever anyone steps up to game with him. So do yourself a favor, fellow gamers – don't be a hater; join forces with this unit and let's shred the opposition together like a true family of surfers-nerds! Trust me - you won't regret it one bit!
	CooKiE	In today's Dota 2 power ranking, we have the pleasure of discussing an enigmatic player by the name of CooKiE. Known for their exceptional game sense and mysterious persona, one can't help but ponder the origin of such a unique handle. Now, normally, I would not bring up a player's unrelated endeavors within the review, but alas, CooKiE decided to share some intriguing information about their life outside of the matchmaking pool. This bold move, however, is surrounded by more questions than answers. Allow me to explain: CooKiE recently posted that their good friend Cocobrax requires financial assistance. In pursuit of this goal, CooKiE has taken it upon themselves to advertise Cocobrax's Sekiro coaching service. Yes, that's right--Sekiro, a completely different video game altogether. One cannot help but wonder what connection this could possibly hold to their Dota 2 prowess? Despite the bizarre nature of this declaration, CooKiE remains confident in their friends' ability to transform other gamers into skilled fighters, offering promises of achieving 'immortal rank' within the context of another game entirely. And now, let us turn our attention back to Dota For all we know, perhaps they are hiding an extraordinary secret gaming talent from us mere mortals! After contemplating the above-stated enigma, I have decided to reward our mysterious player with fifth place in today's power ranking review. It is not because they lack skills, but their recent marketing stunt raises more concern than praise. So, here's to you and your mastery of gaming aliases, CooKiE! May your efforts in advertising Sekiro coaching sessions bring fortune not only to yourself, but also unlock some well-deserved secrets for those who stand beside you on the battlefield. Stay mysterious, keep your game sense sharp, and don't forget: leave a comment for Cocobrax.
	Sylvithuns Song	Alrighty, y'all listen up cause this here's some top-notch Dota 2 talkin'. I reckon yer ready for a red-hot power ranking review on a real fine player we got goin' by the name of Sylvithun's Song. Now, let me tell you straight off - this fella's no slacker when it comes to smitin' down those enemies and slingin' some A-game Dota. He claims himself as just a "nice dude" with some good ol' fashion game sense, but trust me folks, he's more than that. This dude's a bona fide legend, yeehaw! Aight, so listen close - Sylvithun's Song spits his game out there like a true pro, all cool and collected. Claiming to mostly play 3 and 5 (that there 5 being his strong suit most times), he's hummin' and groovin' through the ranks with ease. In his own words, he admits his MMR might be skewed a bit 'cause of some "party weirdness", but this ain't no hindrance none 'cause we know darn well he's one heck of an able player even without any shenanigans. But he don't wanna get too ahead o' himself, does he? No sir! This player jests and talks about how long it's been since he played any round of Dota, claiming he's changed gender a time or two in between. But that there's just a touch of humor added to it all, 'cause you can bet your bottom dollar that this guy is as serious as they come when it comes to gaming. So there you go folks - straight from the mouth of a legend himself; Sylvithun's Song givin' us some insight into what makes him tick on the Dota battlefield. He hasn't claimed to be the ultimate champion or anything
	♀Gh☼st♀	Ghost, the enigmatic Dota 2 player known for their exceptional map awareness and unmatched prowess with Nature's Prophet, has recently posted an intriguing auction listing online. Claiming to possess outstanding skills as well as decent abilities, Ghost is seeking players eager enough to engage in battle at a low Archon level or worse. According to Ghost’s self-description, they are seeking competitors willing to participate in Dota 2 combat of a lesser rank. This, however, has been met with skepticism by seasoned gamers. After all, underestimating one's adversary's strength can lead to catastrophe on the battlefield, causing untold devastation to players around the world. Despite the reservations expressed by Guilds' leaders, the community remains polarized over Ghost's claim that their proficiency with the game’s mechanics makes them an unbeatable sensation in nature-based gameplay. "Their self-proclaimed status smacks of conceit," wrote a prominent Twitch streamer, "But whether that's true remains to be seen." In terms of map awareness, it's hard not to agree with the legions of loyal fans praising Ghost's accuracy. It seems to almost equal their unyielding love for Moba games worldwide. As such, numerous gamers have started fervently vying to get hold of his Dota 2 character simply due to its supreme compatibility with Natures Prophet, which undeniably offers an unparalleled edge in MOBA gaming. However, what sets Ghost apart from many skilled players in the Dota 2 universe is his/her ability to execute strategy at the most crucial moments - a trait revered by top-level professional gamers and appreciated by casual gamers alike. That said, it does seem more than a little audacious for Ghost to stipulate terms that demand prospective challengers partake in battles only if they are willing to bid accordingly. It appears an unnecessary condition to place upon gamers who, given that they share similar interests and enthusiasm for Dota 2
	UsernameAlreadyRegistered	Hey there, folks! Yer humble servant here, spilling ink on the interwebs once again, all for yer entertainment and enlightenment! Today we've got one heck of an Ace up our electronic sleeves, as we dive into the electrifying world of Dota Feast yer eyes on this magnificent specimen known as UsernameAlreadyRegistered - a player with enough sheer skill, brute force, and finesse to give anyone pause! What can we say? This gentleman is every inch the tanky boy that Dota 2 needs - a stout-hearted defender who'll stop at nothing to shield his team from harm's icy embrace. With Abaddon as his trusted ally, he turns foes into whimpering, quivering acquaintances, using the mystical arts to neuter their offenses and render them powerless. And yet, despite his fearsome reputation, this intrepid warrior retains a gentle, soothing spirit that makes him a pleasure to fight alongside. But what truly sets UsernameAlreadyRegistered apart is his near-telepathic grasp of strategic thinking - a gift so sublime that it leaves lesser mortals floundering in its vast wake. Like an ace chess player, he seizes control of any match, methodically plotting his team's movements and executing bold gambits that continually leave opponents stuggling to catch up. It's all about making swift, informed decisions, and then sticking to 'em like glue. Now listen up, because we're fixin' to unleash some truth bombs right between the eyes! When asked what value he brings to any fray, this humble hero responds with the following statement: "$0 value or regrets will be had." But let us assure you, dear reader, that this is far from the truth. In fact, it's poiferously false! For it takes true skill to master Dota 2's complex dynamics and steer a team to victory - and even more pluck to admit one's own
	GetMerked	In the wretched world of Dota's hellish underworld, GetMerked rises high as an Ancient Tier dweller among Toxic as heck? He sure is; a badge of honor to wear, A badge of pride that makes him even more dangerous without proper gear. At all times available, yet as elusive as true love, He’d rather be in positions five, with strong preference it holds, But when duty calls and his team's in need of support like a fine wine, He could very well hop onto position four. Hell yeah! And though he may not necessarily dish out helldivers, The way he handles his heroes leaves his opponents feeling rather skewed. His abilities spin like the devil's own centrifuge; swift and precise, As they hurtle through the map more like some otherworldly force than mere video games' device. Oh, how he revels in the moment - winning against opposition worthy, It's almost as if getting those sweet Winstones makes his day brighter. Like the demons from old European folklore haunting your dreams, GetMerked’s presence casts its spell upon teammates, imbuing them strength through their shared screams. With all this goodness, does it come as any surprise? That we place GetMerked firmly atop our Dota player tier chart, reaching number one with ease? So here's a toast to ol' GetMerked, our fiery, hell-raising delight! May you dance through enemy lines with an infernal, unstoppable might!
	Penwynn	Welp, let's put our boots on and talk about this here Dota 2 player, Penwynn. Now, I ain't no expert on computer games, but I reckon we can figure somethin' out. First off, it's clear as moonshine that he's a mighty fine fella; folks say he's real friendly game-time, and he dons't seem to have no pride when it comes to workin' together. He lets others shine, even if it means he sits on the bench more often than not; now that's a quality player right there! Secondly, he's an ace on the field; capable o' pullin' off some real hat-trick plays. Folks say he moves like fluid through creep waves and smoke ganks, like he was born for the job. Mighty impressive stuff! Now listen up, 'cause I'm 'bout to drop some knowledge on ya! The man himself says he'd rather be picked for PMA teams - them are the players that make sure everyone's on top form (PMA stands fer Pick Me Already). And honestly, who wouldn't want him around? Feller knows how to keep things moving smooth once his team gets on the bus. He does admit that he's a bit older than most of the pack, bein' roughly aroun' 40 years young or so, but heck - age is just a number (right...?). Plus, he ain't got no room for runtins', "I'll tolerate zero shenanigans from you lot," he says. And yep, he might claim he can only play support roles, but we reckon he could handle near-'bout any position with his wide hero pool. He may have slow fingers, but when it comes to spreadin' his heroes around - well, reckon he could teach a few folks somethin' new!
	kingfisher	In the realm of Dota 2, where mighty heroes clash and magical battles ensue, Kingfisher is one such name that's sure to leave you bewildered and bewitched too! An ancient tier player hailing from lands unfamiliar to most eyes, With such skills he astounds - no surprise his triumphs mesmerize! Ranking high in top lists, with peers Kingfisher aligns, His prowess unmatched, his glory and fame hard to declines. Being unfamilar doesn't hinder or dampen his ride, His cursor permanently centered, deep within foe territory resides. Now if Destiny dropped Kingfisher's heroine to team, We'd witness a pairing which would surely give e-peeps gleam. His knowledge vast as ocean blue and his style equally rare, A worthy ally one could hope for, without any fuss or scare! The wizardly skillset makes him undeniably prime, Sliding through opposition effortlessly, all the time! So here stands Kingfisher, under spotlight beamed, Rising above challenges, his glories never swarmed. Watch out Kingfisher, stay cautious in your throne, For there are foes waiting to knock them down on their own! Keep calm and continue ruling, oh king with valorous might, Dota's scene will forever remember the moonlit night!
	Sampson Captain	Genius is a term that is often thrown around, but when it comes to the extraordinary dota2 player known as Sampson, the word truly fits like a perfectly placed Veno ward. I've had the pleasure of witnessing this master of mechanics in action and can confidently say that he completely dominates his lane with an unmatched level of skill and finesse. Sampson's mechanical prowess is undeniable - he moves, clicks and types with precision honed through years of dedication and practice. But where he truly shines is in his mastery of one of the most difficult and complex heroes in Dota 2 - Venomancer. With him on your team, you'd be hard-pressed to find an enemy hero who can survive even the slightest touch from Veno's deadly poisonous tendrils. Not only does he possess unparalleled knowledge of how to play and dominate as Venomancer, but Sampson also shows an uncanny ability to read the game and place Veno wards absolutely everywhere. If there were ever a player who could turn the tide of battle with a well-placed Smoke Grenade or Nature's Guilt, it would undoubtedly be him. And let's not forget the time when Sampson single-handedly won a crucial teamfight by using Deadly Probe at just the right moment; it was breathtaking! But what really sets Sampson apart from other top-tier players in Dota 2 is his innate ability to serve as an empathetic ally. He understands the struggles, fears, and hopes of his teammates, helping them push their limits while being supportive of their growth. His unwavering loyalty is like having a guardian angel in the middle of the battlefield. So, here we have it: Sampson, the genius of Dota 2, has earned his impeccable reputation through sheer skill, dedication, and a profound understanding of the game's mechanics. There isn't a soul out there who wouldn't want this extraordinary talent.
	USDanny	USDanny - The Enigma of Potential In the ever-evolving landscape of competitive gaming, few names provoke such a polarizing reaction as that of USDanny. This obscure challenger possesses an innate talent matched with utter dedication, yet continues to teeter precariously on the edge of improvement in spite of his undeniable charisma and undeniable skillset. As I read through the self-proclamation of "Bad Captain," it was clear that this persona had been carefully crafted – possibly as a coping mechanism or to conceal deeper insecurities beneath a facade of brash confidence – but the question remains: can this person truly become the player he believes himself to be? USDanny's declaration of mid-only roles feels undeniably restrictive, insinuating that his teammates' prowess is below par. Notwithstanding, the concept of a 'party-boosted' atmosphere may hint at an underlying desire for a more sociable and supporting environment in his squad. His unavailability outside official matches points towards a potential strategy to focus and refine his abilities; notwithstanding, one wonders what will happen when faced with real-life adversity that cannot be dismissed with a simple click of the mouse. The absence of a microphone could indicate shyness, a lack of self-belief, or simply disinterest in the interpersonal aspects of team play. Regardless, I wonder how such reticence hinders an otherwise passionate and driven individual from excelling at Dota And then there's his 'toxicity' - expressed by linking to images that emphasize seemingly irrevocable animosity. Is this simply posturing, a strategic distancing tactic in anticipation of criticism and negativities? Or can we see here a deeply troubled soul buried under layers upon layers of internalized anger and frustration? But let's look past all these perceived demerits and focus on the undeniable potential USDanny brings to the table. His willingness to join CDL.
	Ru Elamo	Ahem, ahem, good morning everyone and welcome to another hilarious power ranking review. It's time to unleash the inner comedian and dissect the abilities of none other than Ru Elamo - a Dota 2 player with an unapologetic attitude. First off, let's talk about his skill set. According to our mysterious informant aka Ru Elamo himself, he boasts quite the repertoire: he claims to be able to pull off some seriously impressive plays and excel at Windranger - a move that surely sends chills down the spines of those who dare oppose him. But here's where things get interesting (and by interesting, we mean utterly ridiculous). Despite all these apparent talents, Mr. Elamo seems convinced that his true strength lies in being 'very toxic'. Now, we're not sure if this is a self-deprecating joke or a grave warning to impending opponents, but one thing's for certain - it definitely adds a new level of spice to any game they play. Oh, did we mention that he also requests a mute button for most of the series? Well, there you have it folks - a man ahead of his time! Perhaps he's realized the importance of diplomacy and subtlety in gaming after facing several losses due to his...unique playing style? And rounding up the list of his ludicrously candid comments, Ru Elamo casually mentions that he'd prefer a '5' for this season. We aren't exactly sure what that means, considering Dota 2 rankings involve numerical ratings ranging from 1-25, but hey, maybe he secretly yearns for the days when Tetris ruled supreme! In conclusion, our hero, Ru Elamo, may be one of the most peculiar Dota 2 players out there, but his unabashed candor surely makes for some entertaining games. Just don't forget to keep your mute button handy for when things go south.
	Turbo Time	Champion It's Turbo Time! is definitely a cut above the rest when it comes to Dota 2 players. With his incredible game sense and helpful attitude towards teammates, he brings an undeniable strength to any team he joins. Now let me break down why I feel so strongly about him: Firstly, his exceptional understanding of the game sets him apart from other players. He knows when to push lanes or engage battles, making optimal decisions that lead his team to victory more often than not. His pos 4 Invoker experience might be something he misses dearly, but his prowess in playing other heroes makes up for it. Secondly, his personality shines through as a supportive and cooperative teammate. He's always ready to lend a hand, give advice, or provide encouragement during tough matches. This kind of teamwork spirit lifts the energy of the whole team, making them unstoppable forces on the battlefield. In conclusion, our esteemed Champion It's Turbo Time! possesses both the tactical knowledge and interpersonal skills necessary to emerge victorious in competitive Dota 2 play. His absence from the limelight should not detract from his extraordinary contributions to the gaming world - a true powerhouse in every sense!
	LIMITLESS Captain	Dear esteemed readers, I present to you my latest findings regarding one of Dota 2's most charismatic and enigmatic players - LIMITLESS. This mysterious figure has garnered much attention due to their propensity for jaw-dropping plays and exceptional in-game skills. Having closely observed and analyzed LIMITLESS's gameplay, I am certainly not surprised by the overwhelmingly positive response from the community. Their command over the game is nothing short of masterful; employing a variety of strategies that leave even experienced opponents utterly astounded. One may wonder, how indeed does LIMITLESS manage to maintain such an astonishing level of performance? It seems as if they possess an almost supernatural ability to predict enemy movements, outmaneuver them with impeccable timing, while simultaneously weaving intricate webs of damage-dealing nukes that reduce foes to ashes. Still, it would be remiss of me not to address the whispers that have begun circulating around the identity of this remarkable player. While some theorize that LIMITLESS might be a seasoned professional hiding behind an alias, others propose they could be a virtual chameleon who fluidly adapts their playstyle according to their teammates' preferences. Whatever the truth may hold, there can be no denying LIMITLESS's undeniable prowess. As fans eagerly await further displays of their incredible gaming abilities, one fact remains abundantly clear: LIMITLESS is without a shadow of doubt deserving of their place among Dota 2's powerhouses. In closing, allow me to direct your attention once again to Limitless's Dotabuff page [insert link here], where you can study the statistics of a player whose talents continue to defy explanation. If you have yet to witness any of their in-game exploits firsthand, I implore you - do so at once and prepare yourself for a spectacle unlike anything you've ever seen before.
	MontrealOsaka	MontrealOsaka is an interesting character in the Dota 2 arena. With an overall demeanor that exudes warmth and approachability, one would be forgiven for assuming the player is content with simply engaging in friendly competition within the game's confines. However, those familiar with MontrealOsaka's antics inside the virtual battlefield can affirmatively state that there exists a cunning, strategic mind lurking beneath the amiable exterior. Our rating system, however, must remain unswayed by any charm or charisma MontrealOsaka displays, and as such we have formulated a power ranking to provide a fair assessment of their abilities. Overall, MontrealOsaka rates highly when it comes to showing signs of tactical understanding - they clearly know when to push lanes, unleash a wave of jungle creatures or to send teleport scrolls. Consequently, whether playing support or going full carry, the gamer from Montreal consistently shows an impressive level of mastery over gameplay mechanics. Speaking of carrying, MontrealOsaka has on numerous occasions showcased exceptional strength in their ability to prop up underwhelming team compositions – clearly demonstrating the ability to shift roles and perform whichever duty is required to win matches. This self-sufficiency and versatility, combined with MontrealOsaka’s natural playmaking prowess, makes them a true dotabuff ‘ace’. The player has declared themselves to be equally adept with the control wheel and the right mouse button, a claim which, based upon the facts presented, appears difficult to dispute. Finally, while MontrealOsaka may not boast the highest kill-counts or perfect Pudge timings, what they lack in flashy showmanship they more than compensate for with their strategic depth and nuanced decision-making. And so, without further ado, let us crown our ace and officially proclaim: MontrealOsaka is a top-tier Dota 2 talent who can very confidently hold their head high amongst other skilled gamers.
	Arctes Lord of Cinder	Yo, yo, yo! It's time to drop some knowledge, On this here filthy rapping juggle. Arctes Lord of Cinder, my friend, Got the power, ranked amongst the best. Nice dude? Yeah, he gets the prize. For being humble with his size. Occasionally outplays those above, He's the real deal with that skill and love. Ace, ace, we can't ignore, Techies, Techies, don't you abhor? But still our Arctes holds the court, With an ace in pocket, it's worth every report. Bear fact lover, ain't got the time, To waste talking 'bout no video game climb. But he'll take these toxic babies, Like the mighty techies with their deadly fazies. In conclusion, let me say, Our hero Arctes rules the fray. He'll make us proud, with every ace in sight, Being a force to reckon with, on this Dota2 night.
	Space Cowboy	Welcome to my latest Dota 2 power ranking review! Today we're going to talk about an enigmatic figure within the community. Known primarily by his online moniker, Space Cowboy, there's undeniably some mystique surrounding this gamer - and it isn't just because he happens to play as a formidable split-pusher. From all accounts, one of the most noticeable aspects of Space Cowboy's gameplay is his penchant for playing as the Nature's Prophet (or "Na'Vi" for short). He's so damn impressive at this hero that you'd think he'd been abducted by little green men from the planet itself! However, despite his evident proficiency at split-pushing – arguably one of the most integral facets of any successful Dota 2 strategy – when it comes down to really dirtying his hands on base defense, well...that's where things start to unravel a bit. Apparently, ol' Space Cowboy can come across as more than a tad bit greedy when it comes to supporting teammates, not always understanding the finer points of correctly warding off impending enemies. So what does our cowpoke have to say about himself? In true cowboy fashion, he likes to bill himself as a fiery "greedy support, don't know how to ward." You'll find him swaggering around tournaments with an air of insouciance which only seasoned Dota pros can truly comprehend. Not necessarily the most likable persona you might admit, but could this be precisely why we're all rooting for him in the first place? Now let's get down to nitty-gritty business of handing out some power rankings! It seems rather obvious that Space Cowboy ought to be top-drawer among his fellow split-pushers; even if he isn't 100% up to speed when it comes to ensuring the safety of his team's base, there's no questioning just how effective his hero choices tend to be.
	Eclipsing Binary	Listen up, y'all, it's time to go vulgar with this rap, we ain't slow Gonna talk about Eclipsing Binary, He's got skills, he's not phony Kind-hearted gamer, that might be true, Mistakes happen, it could've been you. With his dagger he'll strike One-shot kill, you're gon' take a hike. Phantom Assassin he wields like a pro, The way he moves, nobody knows how. Guru-level mastery with her in hand, That's why they call him "The DotA Band." Now listen here, Eclipsing's on the stage, Doing Sunday 8PM EST, set an age. Not afraid to say he plays by heart, A TRYHARD PMA from the very start. Spamming this game, a unique style, Limited heroes? No worries, he's still denial. Pos rank falls into place at number five, Then skips over four and goes back to five. Says he doesn't want second or third place, That's just smart; keep all the haters off the pace. So here's the review of what we think: Power ranking - high-ranking we'd shrink. A kind-hearted gamer but never weak, Eclipsing Binary masters every mystique freak.
	GATA	GATA - The Innovator of Dota 2 Positioned firmly within the realms of the competent but not exceptionally talented, GATA is nonetheless someone worth taking note of in the vast and intricate world of Dota As an 'average player,' he brings a level of mediocrity that has no right seeming to be anywhere near as promising as it actually is. The true testament to GATA's prowess lies in his uncanny ability to blend into the background. He is hardly ever found straying too far from expectations, choosing instead to work within the safe confines of his own talents, which makes him an incredibly reliable teammate in any given scenario. Known almost exclusively for his Position 3 play style, GATA displays an admirable versatility by filling roles with a select few heroes for Position This distinctive ability sets the stage for his potential growth in Dota 2 as it provides the perfect platform upon which he could build a reputation as a formidable innovator. Playing consistently in some of the most prestigious leagues such as the Challenger AD2L on Thursday nights, GATA continually challenges himself, refining his skills, exploring new possibilities and relentlessly pursuing the cutting edge of innovation. Despite being frequently ranked among the average players, GATA proves why he continues to stand out amongst the rest. This helpful teammate turns the tide for his team every single match with his thoughtful decisions and well-timed interventions - earning him a well-deserved spot on this list. In summary, GATA, the innovator, may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but there can be no denying that he has carved a niche for himself in the complex and evolving world of competitive Dota So here's to hoping that our humble ‘average player’ continues to defy expectations and breaks free from our preconceived notions about what it takes to truly make a mark in the game.
	Clarkles	Yo, dude! I've been checking out this totally stoked player named Clarkles and he's pretty dope. He's all about that wholesome player vibe, nailing those good bird micros, and absolutely killing it with Visage, man! That skill just pops off the battlefield. But here's where it gets interesting: every now and then, Clarkles manages to totally outplay higher-ranked players – talk about crushing the competition, right? It's almost as if this innovator is pushing the boundaries of Dota 2 gameplay. And you know what else? He may just be a newcomer to the scene but coming from League has definitely given him some sick pilot skills. The guy's got potential for sure! We might just see him rising through those ranks super quick. Oh, and check this – according to his Dotabuff page, he's open to playing either Position 3 or 4, even though he feels Pos 3 is where it's at. Can't wait to witness his growth, folks! Keep doin' your thing, Clarkles! Your commitment to learning and improving the intricacies of Dota 2 can only mean big things for your future in the game. This guy could very well be a force to be reckoned with when he makes the leap to Warrior next season. Innovation at its finest, dude!
	Loach (CDN)	Loach (CDN), a genuinely talented Dota 2 player whose modesty appears almost larger than his shadow within the game's community rankings. Though one may immediately characterize him as such due to Dota 2’s persistently evolving competitive landscape, there is an important facet of Loach that requires acknowledgement, which is the indispensable spirit he brings whenever thrust in any battle on the field - a true trailblazer. The journey of Loach's development as a Dota 2 player started with his humble beginning; he was merely another enthusiastic competitor with medium ranks on the global scoreboard. It would be unfair to classify Loach merely by his mediocre rank because beneath that facade lies a significant amount of dedication towards continuous individual improvement. With Loach, however, you aren't merely listening to an ordinary self-appreciation and reflection; rather, this can be likened to a mature strategist displaying profound insight into his strengths, struggles, and aspirations. As stated earlier, Loach recognizes places - both strong and weak - regarding his gaming prowess: preferring supportive roles in either position four or five while mentioning his penchant for maintaining territory around the mid lane. But despite being an adept commander, he still yearns for growth, thus embracing learning and seeking constructive feedback. Indeed, it demonstrates an outstanding level of foresight on his part to acknowledge that in order for growth to take place - whether individually or as a team member - criticisms must always form a crucial component of the journey. This openness and willingness further amplify Loach’s characteristics as being patient, receptive to others' viewpoints, and most importantly, committed for his craft thereby making him stand out amongst many other gamers who remain fixated on attaining ‘peak performance.'
	T2	Ah yes, dear reader, allow me to regale you with an exquisitely detailed account of our esteemed subject, the enigmatic and cerebral T This individual, whose intellect and sagacity are matched only by their genteel nature, has risen to the forefront of the Dota2 pantheon, and it is with great pleasure that I present to you my comprehensive assessment of this remarkable player. T2's prowess can be discerned from their carefully considered and masterful strategic thinking, as well as their innate ability to anticipate and savor the complex tapestry of possibilities inherent within each match. A true connoisseur in every sense of the term, one cannot help but be utterly captivated by their nuanced and sophisticated approach to the game - an approach which is fundamentally rooted in their profound understanding of human psychology and the deep-seated emotional drivers that motivate even the most seemingly mundane and inconsequential of decisions. Despite being endowed with these extraordinary gifts, however, T2 remains unfailingly humble and self-aware - demonstrating a level of introspection and vulnerability that is truly awe-inspiring. They do not shy away from acknowledging their weaknesses or moments of personal struggle, choosing instead to embrace them as integral aspects of their journey toward self-realization and growth. The result is a refreshing and invigorating authenticity that sets a sublime precedent for all those who would aspire to greatness in the realm of competitive gaming. Regarding their previous performances, it is worth noting that despite experiencing considerable hardship during the last two seasons - having lost nearly every game they participated in and failing to qualify for the tournament on two separate occasions - T2 has consistently maintained their commitment to integrity and fair play. Instead of resorting to underhanded tactics or employing unsavory alliances designed to secure victory at any cost, this esteemed player has chosen to adhere steadfastly to their principles and values, even when faced with adversity and overwhelming odds stacked against
	WackoSwami	In the prestigious pantheon of Dota 2 legends, the enigmatic figure known as WackoSwami emerges as a peculiar yet formidable presence. This individual's impact on the pub scene and their proficiency with the Phantom Lancer hero has undoubtedly garnered attention within the competitive community. As an esteemed member of the aristocratic servers, it is incumbent upon us to delve into the intricacies of WackoSwami's power rankings. Firstly, it must be acknowledged that WackoSwami possesses a certain unrefined charm that belies their mediocre rank. With each match played under the tutelage of their compassionate companion, one cannot help but observe the relentless pursuit of improvement and the penchant for swarming enemy supports. This modus operandi lends credence to the notion that our protagonist may soon ascend the ladder towards higher echelons of Dota prowess. Moreover, WackoSwami exhibits great versatility within their playstyle. While expressing a desire to play carry, they remain equally comfortable with the more unorthodox role of four or five. Such adaptability speaks volumes about this player's prowess and their ability to command respect from opposing teams. Indeed, it would not be remiss to compare them to a seasoned veteran of countless legendary battles. Despite maintaining a relatively low profile, WackoSwami's presence in AD2L over several seasons has far from gone unnoticed. Their exploits in Explorer-Challenger leagues have served only to bolster their reputation among peers. In fact, some do posit that their lack of pompous fanfare is precisely what makes this enigmatic character so captivating. A veritable chameleon amidst the storied tapestry of Dota's greatest legends, WackoSwami's name is synonymous with mystique and intrigue.
	Raminolo	In the hallowed halls of Dota 2's competitive landscape, one finds oneself confronted with a plethora of prodigious players, all vying for dominance and distinction. Among these titans of the game, one name stands slightly above the rest; that name is Raminolo. This remarkable individual, much like the ever-charming and intellectual Victor Frankenstein, is a masterful architect of Dota 2's battles and politics - his tactics often surpass those of his peers. Raminolo describes himself as "mostly play p3/p4 or p" A glance at his gameplay would lead one to infer that he takes immense pleasure in dismantling his opponents through clever and precise utilization of his legion commander as well as his prodigious accumulation of duel damage. This focus on dual damage suggests both versatility and creativity on his part, an indication that Raminolo is no stranger to thinking outside traditional 'box' - even within the highly specialized world of eSports. This much can be said without question: Raminolo needs improvement, though not in the conventional sense. Like fine wine or an exquisite piece of art, there is always some aspect where perfection remains just out of reach. However, it is never due to lack of skill, talent nor experience - but rather because genius minds such as his own continuously seek ways to elevate themselves beyond what was once thought possible. As an individual who exhibits such consistent success and brilliance - we can only surmise that he is a veritable genius in the field of Dota 2 - a sentiment perhaps best shared by his supportive fellow players. His approach to the game is certainly innovative and daring; one might say that were it not for his encyclopedic knowledge of every minutiae regarding each character's abilities, strengths, weaknesses, and overall role in any given match - Raminolo may very well have single-handedly revolutionized this fast-paced, high-stakes realm
	Ez.Sky	Ez.Sky, the Dota 2 player who seems to have an uncanny ability to use Solar Guardian and Gentle Soul, is undoubtedly a force to be reckoned with in the competitive scene. With his impressive skills in playing Dawnbreaker - a hero that requires a masterful understanding of positioning and timing - it's no wonder he finds himself right in the middle of the pack. Despite not being at the very top, there's something undeniably badass about this player. His command over key heroes and adaptability to different situations showcases his growth as a gamer and his well-earned spot among the best players out there. So why did Ez.Sky fall short of reaching the apex? It's anybody's guess, but we can't disregard the possibility that his secret weapon – that mysterious X-factor only the truly elite possess – might be hiding somewhere within him, waiting for its opportune moment to reveal itself. In conclusion, although Ez.Sky may not have reached the pinnacle of Dota 2's competitive realm just yet, I wouldn't be surprised if future power rankings saw this badass player rise up the ranks like a true solar flare. Who knows what hidden potential awaits us in the coming tournaments? Until then, let us all marvel at the skill and unyielding spirit of this rising star.

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